Halloween Groaner (Humor)
Oct 22, 2019 11:19:27 #
A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… behind him.
Walking faster, he looks back and sees the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him… faster… faster… BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping… clappity-BUMP… clappity-BUMP… on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is halting.
With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man SCREAMS and reaches for something heavy, anything .. his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin.
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup as hard as he can at the apparition… and… the COFFIN . . . stops!
I warned you it was a groaner! 30
Walking faster, he looks back and sees the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him… faster… faster… BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping… clappity-BUMP… clappity-BUMP… on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is halting.
With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man SCREAMS and reaches for something heavy, anything .. his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin.
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup as hard as he can at the apparition… and… the COFFIN . . . stops!
I warned you it was a groaner! 30
Oct 22, 2019 11:25:53 #
Oct 22, 2019 11:32:00 #
Oct 22, 2019 11:37:11 #
tommystrat wrote:
** rim shot ** 
Hope you read my warning.
Oct 22, 2019 11:42:12 #
Oct 22, 2019 11:45:47 #
Oct 22, 2019 12:02:17 #
Thanks for that. I'll have to carry cough syrup with me at night. I wonder if cough drops would work. : )
Oct 22, 2019 13:02:23 #
Bob Mevis wrote:
A groaned for sure. It did make me smile though.
Tks Bob.
Oct 22, 2019 13:03:14 #
jerryc41 wrote:
Thanks for that. I'll have to carry cough syrup with me at night. I wonder if cough drops would work. : )
Try ‘em out Jerry.
Oct 22, 2019 13:39:14 #
Oct 22, 2019 13:49:47 #
hipines wrote:
I needed a chuckle this morning - thanks.
It is indeed a groaner, but still has a touch of humor. Tks
Oct 22, 2019 15:33:18 #
Good one! 
Would it have stopped if he had run into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator & thrown a bier at it?
Would it have stopped if he had run into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator & thrown a bier at it?
Oct 22, 2019 15:47:21 #
Muddyvalley wrote:
Good one!
Would it have stopped if he had run into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator & thrown a bier at it?
Would it have stopped if he had run into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator & thrown a bier at it?
😎😎😎 Guess we’ll have to query the coffin on that.
Oct 22, 2019 15:52:08 #
Oct 22, 2019 17:28:16 #
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