Lmarc wrote:
gayellen wrote:
How very true.. thanks for posting... you have such a positive outlook... you are one amazing lady...
It's just that good southern upbringing shining through! ;)
Oh, geeeezzzzzzzzz! I better get my flak jacket after saying that!
DISCLAIMER: The above statement about "good southern upbringing", though almost undoubtedly true, is not meant as a disparagement, put-down, insult nor to have any negative connotation whatsoever to or against anyone, male or female or otherwise, from any other section, state, city, county, country, province or "departamento" of the US or any other habitable location in this or any other universe. This does not imply that any other human or other creature, living or dead, is not of "good upbringing", whether of southern extration or otherwise.
WHEW!!! :shock:
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That is toooo funny!!! Too bad it looks like we will have to resort to disclaimers though. I have been grateful for all feedback & have not taken any as a personal attack. Crying shame.
DB
Loc: Myrtle Beach, SC
notnoBuddha wrote:
Talent is God given - be humble.
Fame is man given - be grateful.
Conceit is self given - be careful.
I love it..... and how true...
Will be nice when we get back to sharing and learning.....and away from all the foolishness.....
Got any new photos to share?
A young womans Poem:
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart, and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed.
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Will pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A Young Mans Poem:
I pray for a deaf-mute Nymphomaniac gymnast with
big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course.
and loves to send me hunting, fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap.
The mans poem was edited for content to make this appropriate for this site.
Disclaimer: This poem should not be viewed as representative of the publishers thought process. The publisher in fact believes that men and women are just alike and think exactly the same. The only differences in thought processes between men and women can be attributed to the human condition and common personality variances.
You are right DB. Years ago I mentioned to a friend of mine someone that had died and how he would be irreplaceable. He said "There's nobody like that. They relaced Kennedy before the plane ever left the ground."
Personally I always said I was lookin for a man that is deaf, dumb, blind, and owned a liquor store lol. God sure has a sense of humor.
Nice words to live by, DB.
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