Lucasdv123 wrote:
Reminds me of farmer brown.he was helping one of his cow with the birth of a calf so he asked little Johnny for help since he was in his 70s and needed the help.after the birth farmer brown told little Johnny that since he knew everything there was to know that if he had any question at any time just come and ask .little Johnny thought for a minute then asked," I just want to know how fast that calf was going when he hit that cow ass?"
Thanks for the great story Lucasdv123.