Scruples wrote:
The other day, my wife asked me about the tree in the corner of the living room. I agreed and went out to the garage. I brought in the chain saw. Revved it up and started to cut. My wife came down stairs yelling, “what the F*** are you doing?”
I calmly said that she asked me to cut down the tree. She said that she meant take it down. I didn’t realize it was an artificial tree. But now that explains all the sparks!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
Yes, there would be sparks.