Reuss Griffiths wrote:
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I've never heard of hog oilers let alone the need for them. Just to be sure that this was legitimate, I googled hog oiler and they do exist and are even collectable. But they don't look like this. I assumed that they must come in a lot of different forms.
As part of my postings, I gave out some clues e.g. it was farm related, and I saw this item in a hardware store in Amish country in Ohio. Our hogger, Dustie actually did some research and found the hardware store, Lehman's, in Kidron, Ohio and got onto their website where a gentleman was explaining some of the rare antique items they have on display, this being one of them. He described it as something entirely different, having to do with resurfacing piston faces. That is also a very plausible explanation, maybe more plausible than hog oiler. I called the store today to try and find out is my posted hog oiler sign correct or the piston resurfacing device the right answer. The gentleman who can answer that question was not available but I left a message on his voice mail and explained why I wanted to know. Pointed out his store was getting some national publicity here.
That being said, I would have to say that Dustie is the winner here, if for no other reason that he did the most work to try and find out what it was. So his prize is: 1) a get-out-of-jail free card, 2) a box of outdated Kodak 100 film, 3) a future draft choice to be named later and 4) an atta-boy.
If I hear from the gentleman from Lehman's, I will post his answer here as well.
And as a final anus protectus; Who among you, if you were walking through this store and saw this display and knew that "What is this" is a popular game we play on General Chit Chat, would not have taken cellphone pictures and posted it like I did. Speak now or forever hold your peace.
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Reuss, my apologies....didn't realize the audio in the video link would be difficult for you to hear well enough to understand the speaking. The interesting older gent being interviewed and being the tour guide is Jay Lehman, founder of Lehman's, and restorer of many of the items they have on display.
Here is a transcript of what he said in that clip:
Jay:
When you put pipe in the ground, and you have flanges on them, and you bolt them together. Then every so often you put a valve in there so you can shut them, and the valve comes down in there like this, at a taper. And then that there machine here -- the different sizes are to resurface the seats, so when the valve comes down there -- it resurfaces it so it shuts off right.
Interviewer:
So it sits in a groove?
Jay:
Yeah.
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Now, do you s'pose there could be someone around there who very sneakily moves those explanation signs around to confuse visitors/customers/tourists....and then stands back watching and listening and GoPro recording peoples' various reactions....kind of a private Candid Camera type amusement to watch at home for hoots and giggles?
Now, about this other thing:
I tried to give the Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card to 'The Man', so I could be out and about, again. He took one glance and fumed,
"What?!?! You think I'm some antique or somethin' ?!?! A 2MB card ?!?!"
(He was really fumin', and gettin' louder, veins poppin' out all over -- neck, forehead, ears, eyelids... gettin' redder than raw water buffalo meat...he prob'ly could'a lit his cigar on the side o' his cheek!! )
"You think I can operate my warp speed, uber-MP,
poly/titanium/mirrorless/shutterless/errorless/noiseless/diffractionless/artifactless stratosphere-glamor level genius camera on an ancient 2MB card, and expect me to let you out with that ?!?! What? You can't count to 512GB, or what ?!?!"
I think he's gonna make sure I'm double-shackled in the chain gang, and I'll just haf'ta settle for hopin' I'm in a good spot to hear the calliope tweeting along when that train goes by.