lnl wrote:
It’s pretty near teeth-rattlingly cold too! I’m glad you’re such a strong, “young” man to tough it out and slog through the roads of heck to show us the beauty of your state, not-withstanding the lack of Kentucky bourbon or whatever floats your boat, or your ATV, or your feet.
If you’re in dire need of a fifth, or a fourth, and can’t find it in Ootah, check with your fellow/female hoggers. I’m sure we’ll make the sled trip out to help you.
I'm not in 'dire' need this particular moment, l'n, but I probably will be in about an hour.... or somewhat less...... probably WAY less, like in 5-10 minutes......... at which point the word 'dire' will be severely inadequate.
In an effort to keep this retort short, I'll dispense with my usual balderdash and suggest instead that (you?) dispatch a tanker truck full of elixer ASAfreakin'P since there's too little snow for proper sled-slidin' just now, and though sled dogs are (reputedly) friendly and nice (and would probably go faster than sled kittehs --I'm rather more familiar with sled kittehs than I am with sled dogs--), I'd bet that sled dogs would get snarly and surly and bitey long before they got very far while they tried to haul a (what? 50,000 gallon?) elixer tanker from The Villages in Florida (or for that matter, from virtually anywhere) out here to Ootah. And we wouldn't want that, would we? Plus, time's getting shorter and shorter and..... shorter.
Please hurry.