Traffic Jam at Drive-in Exit, a Golden Oldie (Humor)
Jun 13, 2021 10:14:01 #
A recent post, sorry, couldn't find the source, about a guy entering a bar with a 1911 Colt, reminded me of this golden oldie. It is so old it is bald, gray-bearded, and probably wears Depends!'
It is Friday night, the local drive-in is nearly full, popcorn aroma fills the air, John Wayne is on the huge screen, and all is well. Suddenly, a guy bursts into the control shack, grabs the mike, flips on the switch, and screams out, "Okay, I know you are in here with my wife, and I'm coming to get you!"
Suddenly, wired speakers fly through the air as a traffic jam builds at the exit gate, 21 cars and pick-ups, and one camper, no wired speaker, trying to exit all at the same time.
It is Friday night, the local drive-in is nearly full, popcorn aroma fills the air, John Wayne is on the huge screen, and all is well. Suddenly, a guy bursts into the control shack, grabs the mike, flips on the switch, and screams out, "Okay, I know you are in here with my wife, and I'm coming to get you!"
Suddenly, wired speakers fly through the air as a traffic jam builds at the exit gate, 21 cars and pick-ups, and one camper, no wired speaker, trying to exit all at the same time.
Jun 13, 2021 10:24:21 #
Jun 13, 2021 10:29:32 #
ottopj wrote:
Please retire this story!
Didn't have to read it, told you up front it was an oldie. Still funny.
Jun 13, 2021 10:31:58 #
Jun 13, 2021 10:35:27 #
ottopj wrote:
Some old jokes/stories are funny. I didn't find this one so at all.
Hard to predict what will tickle the funnybone of everyone here. Some wiill laugh, others will react as you and Otto did.
Jun 13, 2021 10:41:56 #
True Story.
I was photographing a restaurant at lunch time for a a magazine and as I ws getting my cameras out of my bag, a well dressed gentleman came over and said.
Please don't photograph us, we are taking our secretaries to lunch and our wives might not understand.
I always asked people permission when photographing in a situation like a restaurant so they would have been asked before I took any photos of the general crowd but this incident proved my policy was the correct one.
I was photographing a restaurant at lunch time for a a magazine and as I ws getting my cameras out of my bag, a well dressed gentleman came over and said.
Please don't photograph us, we are taking our secretaries to lunch and our wives might not understand.
I always asked people permission when photographing in a situation like a restaurant so they would have been asked before I took any photos of the general crowd but this incident proved my policy was the correct one.
Jun 13, 2021 10:48:59 #
Jun 13, 2021 10:51:02 #
Seabastes wrote:
True Story. br br I was photographing a restauran... (show quote)
Wise policy, and probably much appreciated by others.
Jun 13, 2021 10:51:52 #
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Jun 13, 2021 18:52:41 #
dancers wrote:
New to me............... and funny!
Tks dancers, another reason I posted it.
Jun 14, 2021 07:31:30 #
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Jun 14, 2021 09:38:01 #
jaymatt wrote:
I will be in the minority here.
I will be in the minority here.
Tks jaymatt😎
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