Jokes and Questions
Jan 9, 2021 16:52:59 #
Jan 9, 2021 17:01:32 #
This morning I needed to tell my sister-in-law something but I knew on Friday mornings she volunteers at the food pantry so instead of bothering her I decided to call my brother to pass on some information to relay to her. I dialed his cell phone number and she answered. I was caught off guard and then realized today is Saturday.
Jan 10, 2021 11:22:35 #
Doddy wrote:
Its the 'Quicky Lube' one that has me scratching my head!
I think “Dr. Marchant “ is a play on “Merchant Tires” which used to be an auto repair chain that also did quick lubes. He “saw” the sign for Merchant Tires thinking he was going to his eye doctor—Dr. Marchant. Evidently his eyesight is not that good...
...that’s my theory on it at least.
Jan 10, 2021 19:46:40 #
Jan 10, 2021 19:47:59 #
Jan 10, 2021 20:45:26 #
In the first one, behind the desk is a sloth. Remember? That's one of the deadly sins too: "sloth." He's taking the easy way out... 
Jan 10, 2021 20:47:22 #
Don't have a snowball fight with something that can throw two-hundred pound snowballs at you. Dinosaur!!!
Jan 11, 2021 11:06:24 #
joecichjr wrote:
Don't have a snowball fight with something that can throw two-hundred pound snowballs at you. Dinosaur!!!
Brontosaurus - for a long time, scientists thought there was no such animal.
https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/brontosaurus-reinstating-a-prehistoric-icon.html
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