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Nov 24, 2020 15:49:30   #
Tomedbob
 
When I was in college in the late70s early 80s, Red Skelton was doing a tour and I jumped at the chance to see him live on stage. New Mexico State University. I stayed after the show and got his autograph. I am sure I still have it somewhere in my memorabilia. He was a humble man in person and very glad to spend a minute with his fans.
Tom Wilson

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Nov 24, 2020 17:00:26   #
Steven Loc: So. Milwaukee, WI.
 
He was a great man in his life and made everyone laugh.

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Nov 24, 2020 19:11:30   #
John from gpwmi Loc: Michigan
 
The good old days of comedy. Red Skelton was not the only, but one of the best.

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Nov 24, 2020 19:21:00   #
Steven Loc: So. Milwaukee, WI.
 
I agree 200%; where have they all gone?

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Nov 25, 2020 00:30:01   #
Burtzy Loc: Bronx N.Y. & Simi Valley, CA
 
I used to go see his show tape when he had a studio on La Brea Avenue in Hollwood. Later, it became the Muppets studio. He was wonderful.

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Nov 25, 2020 01:02:57   #
Bill_de Loc: US
 
markngolf wrote:
Very chauvinistic, but very funny!!
In his day, it was just funny.

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!".
Can't you just hear him say all of these?
I love it. These were the good old days when humor didn't have to start with a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun. And he always ended his programs with the words, "And May God Bless" with a big smile on his face.
Very chauvinistic, but very funny!! br In his day,... (show quote)


I'm still waiting for one of these 'far from network' tv stations to bring him back. They show enough movies that predate Red Skelton. What I remember most is that he was the only comedian that really made my father laugh out loud.

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Nov 25, 2020 05:14:40   #
drucker Loc: Oregon
 
Many years ago we saw Red was coming to Portland, Oregon on tour. We really wanted to go and take out three grade- and middle-school kids but the tickets just seemed out of reach -- no discount for kids. Just a few day before the show we decided to "bite the bullet" and attend if tickets were still available. They were, but were at the very top of the balcony. We decided it was a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see him in person so went ahead.
The theatre was nearing the end of a long restoration and the Skelton show was one of the first events in the refurbished auditorium. We climbed to the top of the balcony and to our surprise we discovered that our assigned seats had backs but no seats! WE came back down and I caught an usher and explained our dilemma. He raced to the top to confirm what we had found, apologized, and headed off to find the head usher. We stood there waiting, envisioning the possibility of a fun night out going up in smoke.
When the head usher arrived and looked at the tickets, to our amazement he pointed to five folding chairs in a box at the front of the balcony near the middle -- we had some of the best seats in the house!
Red came on and did about and hour, took a fifteen-minute break, and came back to do another hour of routines that were mostly audience requests. Several included pratfalls, which was amazing considering his age at the time. The kids still remember that night over 30 years ago with fondness.
The next day Red made an unannounced visit to a local gallery that sold his paintings in our little town about 25 miles from Portland -- that set downtown abuzz for awhile. I was at work about a block-and-a-half away and missed the whole thing!

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Jan 24, 2021 15:07:54   #
Flyerace Loc: Mt Pleasant, WI
 
It can be done. One can make belly laugh jokes without vile language.
I miss Red Skelton, in all his various personalities.

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Jan 25, 2021 11:57:04   #
Junbug
 
Find and watch his explanation of the Pledge of Alegiance. You will never hear anything more heart felt.

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