Bill P wrote:
I am reminded of a Marx Brother's movie I once saw,,,, probably only a year or two after WW I. Groucho and Chico are dressed as army officers. A man dressed as a courier dashes onscreen and announces to them General blah-blah) is suffering a GAS attack. What should he do. Groucho responds tell him to take two teaspoons of Bicarb and a glass of water.
Duck Soup. Hail Freedonia!