Not Your Problem
May 16, 2019 10:23:51 #
May 16, 2019 10:36:28 #
Dan Mc
Loc: NM
When I die, if I have any forewarning, I plan to ingest a whole large bag of popcorn kernels...
My cremation is gonna be EPIC!!!!!
My cremation is gonna be EPIC!!!!!
May 16, 2019 11:31:18 #
Dan Mc wrote:
When I die, if I have any forewarning, I plan to ingest a whole large bag of popcorn kernels...
My cremation is gonna be EPIC!!!!!
My cremation is gonna be EPIC!!!!!
May 16, 2019 11:51:39 #
Dan Mc wrote:
When I die, if I have any forewarning, I plan to ingest a whole large bag of popcorn kernels...
My cremation is gonna be EPIC!!!!!
My cremation is gonna be EPIC!!!!!
That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all week!!😂😂😂
May 16, 2019 12:13:21 #
I once was in an MRI for 2 hours. When my wife asked me how I made out my first words were that I wanted to be cremated and never be stuck in a box again - since my surgeries I can't lay fully flat. I asked to be put in an urn and my wife can put that in her coffin. I'm pretty sure she will outlast me. I also told her we are going to rig a speaker and put a switch that she can kick so that when visitors come, my voice will say "I'm sorry I couldn't be with you today."
May 16, 2019 12:16:15 #
Manglesphoto wrote:
What difference would it make in the ground is in the ground!!
What difference would it make in the ground is in the ground!!That's the way I think but she has other ideas. I think she plans to scatter my ashes on a slippery sidewalk
May 16, 2019 13:13:23 #
My father served in the US Army. My father-in-law served in the US Navy. If you served there is no charge. Your spouse is also eligible. The only cost is the service and transportation. You need you DD214 (Honorable Discharge). You can also prepare internment in advance. I am aware it is morbid but necessary. You can have the last laugh if you don't die. That'll fix their wagons.
May 16, 2019 14:11:57 #
Soul Dr. wrote:
I told my wife when I die, just stick a ham bone up my **s and let the dogs drag me away.
Thanks for the morning chuckle.
May 16, 2019 14:39:23 #
gtemple1 wrote:
Thanks for the morning chuckle.
You're welcome.
Will
May 16, 2019 17:48:08 #
May 16, 2019 19:37:06 #
Ain't no way I'm going through eternity wearing a necktie so I'm going to be cremated.
Part of my ashes are going to a fireworks company to be included in a July 4th aerial display.
Part are going on a rocket ride into space to orbit for a couple of years and burn up on reentry (I call that the refried beans option).
The rest will go into a large Campbell's soup tin to be set on the mantle at my wake. All my friends can come by, pour a bit of beer (NO LITE) into the can so we can have a last drink together.
My son asked what I wanted done with the can full of beer and ashes and I told him: "That's your problem!"
Part of my ashes are going to a fireworks company to be included in a July 4th aerial display.
Part are going on a rocket ride into space to orbit for a couple of years and burn up on reentry (I call that the refried beans option).
The rest will go into a large Campbell's soup tin to be set on the mantle at my wake. All my friends can come by, pour a bit of beer (NO LITE) into the can so we can have a last drink together.
My son asked what I wanted done with the can full of beer and ashes and I told him: "That's your problem!"
May 16, 2019 22:50:35 #
I don't expect to need any of my parts once I go but believe I can still contribute to society. I will be too old to harvest anything useful but have in my will to donate my body to science. Universities need bodies for medical students to work on. They will pack you up and send you to a school that trains surgeons. There is no cost for this and no expense for the deceased's family.
May 16, 2019 23:14:54 #
hj
Loc: Florida
Whatever happened to the celebration of releasing the ashes to the wind or water in a place loved by the deceased. Just be sure you're upwind when the ashes are released and don't snort. I think it's kind of morbid to keep an urn on the mantle.
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