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Some Truths From North Of The 49th 😁😁
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May 16, 2019 07:37:18   #
Dannj
 
Funny stuff🤪 Thanks for sharing.

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May 16, 2019 09:00:36   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 

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May 16, 2019 09:08:33   #
gleneric Loc: Calgary, Alberta
 
Pretty accurate list! A few exceptions though:

- Not sure why one would bother slowing to 90 for the 60 cm (2 ft) of snow.

- Never have had A/C ... usually only one or two times a year when I think I might use it.

- Is that -2 Fahrenheit or Celsius? I'll assume Fahrenheit, as -2 C (28 F) is a perfectly good day for a round of golf. Personally I am quite happy with -2 F (-19 C) ... don't even need to bother zipping up my jacket :)

May long weekend is almost here and luckily (fingers crossed) no apparent signs of snow ... just lots of rain and temp just above zero so you never know what could happen. Driving to work this morning I noticed there were still some remnants of 2 late April snowstorms in the ditch.

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May 16, 2019 09:53:00   #
Leon S Loc: Minnesota
 
The list totally fits Minnesota. Here is more:
When your lawn tractor costs more than your cars combined.
Everyone owns berkas called snow suits.

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May 16, 2019 10:00:15   #
sagittta Loc: In the woods of Michigan
 
All of this really applies to Northern Lower P. Michigan let alone the UP. Still having frost warnings on the news.

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May 16, 2019 10:23:31   #
flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico
 
Enjoyed them all! Thanks for posting.

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May 16, 2019 11:44:54   #
ntonkin Loc: western Upper Peninusla of Michigan
 
Or a "Yooper" (Upper Peninsula of Michigan)

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May 16, 2019 12:05:45   #
PGHphoto Loc: Pittsburgh, PA
 
LittleRed wrote:
A few thoughts from a northern neighbor. Courtesy of one from south of the 49th - Jeff Foxworthy!
And more than one is absolutely true (speaking from experience).

LittleRed (Ron)


If you're shopping in a Home Depot store, and someone who doesn't work there offers you assistance, you may live in Canada.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you probably live in Canada.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong-number, you could live in Canada.
If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada.
If you measure distance in hours, you could very well live in Canada.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you definitely live in Canada.
If you've switched from 'HEAT' to 'AIR-CONDITIONING' and back again, in the same day, you undoubtedly live in Canada.
If you can drive 90 kilometres an hour through 2 feet of snow, during a raging blizzard, without flinching, you could certainly live in Canada.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada.
If you carry jumper-cables in your car, and your wife knows how to use them, you probably live in Canada.
If you design your child's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Canada.
If the speed limit on the highway is 100 km/hour, and you're going at 120, and everyone's passing you, you definitely live in Canada.
If driving is better in the winter because all the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Canada.
If you know all four seasons as: Almost-winter, Winter, Still-winter, and Road Construction: you may live in Canada.
If you have more miles on your snow-blower than on your car you live in Canada.
If you think of minus-2-degrees as being 'a little chilly', you undoubtedly live in Canada.
If you actually understand these jokes you definitely ARE Canadian ... and proud to be.
A few thoughts from a northern neighbor. Courtesy ... (show quote)


Just a quick comment - you do know Canada is SOUTH of Detroit - right ? So vacationing south of Detroit could be Windsor, Ont ! One thing I learned from my youth growing up in Detroit ...

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May 16, 2019 12:24:07   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
Who would hit the same deer twice?

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May 16, 2019 19:26:57   #
goofybruce
 
SteveR wrote:
Who would hit the same deer twice?


The first time was an attempted suicide on the deer's part...Second time was to finish the job so the family could have some meat in the freezer....

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May 16, 2019 21:55:23   #
LMurray Loc: North Orange County, CA
 
Bill 45 wrote:
I live in Northern New York and what was said about Canada is also true here in Northern New York.


I was going to say the same. Lived in central NY south of Utica. Moved to So Cal in 11 to get away from snow/cold. He didn't mention leaving your unlocked car in winter running in the parking lot as you run into the store. Or the people in tanktops, shorts and flipflops walking on snow covered ground anytime it's over 30 degrees in January to April.

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Jun 3, 2019 08:57:19   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 
I live 30 miles from Canada and the one about driving fast is so true!

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