LittleRed

A few thoughts from a northern neighbor. Courtesy of one from south of the 49th - Jeff Foxworthy!
And more than one is absolutely true (speaking from experience).

LittleRed (Ron)


If you're shopping in a Home Depot store, and someone who doesn't work there offers you assistance, you may live in Canada.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you probably live in Canada.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong-number, you could live in Canada.
If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada.
If you measure distance in hours, you could very well live in Canada.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you definitely live in Canada.
If you've switched from 'HEAT' to 'AIR-CONDITIONING' and back again, in the same day, you undoubtedly live in Canada.
If you can drive 90 kilometres an hour through 2 feet of snow, during a raging blizzard, without flinching, you could certainly live in Canada.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada.
If you carry jumper-cables in your car, and your wife knows how to use them, you probably live in Canada.
If you design your child's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Canada.
If the speed limit on the highway is 100 km/hour, and you're going at 120, and everyone's passing you, you definitely live in Canada.
If driving is better in the winter because all the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Canada.
If you know all four seasons as: Almost-winter, Winter, Still-winter, and Road Construction: you may live in Canada.
If you have more miles on your snow-blower than on your car you live in Canada.
If you think of minus-2-degrees as being 'a little chilly', you undoubtedly live in Canada.
If you actually understand these jokes you definitely ARE Canadian ... and proud to be.

deanfl Loc: Georgia

I enjoyed reading these.

sb Loc: Florida's East Coast

Somewhat true in Maine. Definitely true in Alaska I think. I found Alaskans to be truly friendly.

Tomfl101 Loc: Mount Airy, MD

If you think this is funny, you could live anywhere! Thanks for sharing

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

Good, eh?

Bigmike1 Loc: I am from Gaffney, S.C. but live in Utah.

Thanks, enjoyed them.

ELNikkor

Last week, my sons were discussing why Canadians are so generally nice. They concluded that Canada wasn't made up of a bunch of aggressive rebels who had to fight King George to be come a separate nation.

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Nice series.

Bison Bud

I'm still chuckling about the 4 seasons one, thanks for some much needed amusement!

LoisCroft Loc: Jonesborough, Tennessee

As a Canadian, I can certainly relate! Good one!

Bill 45

I live in Northern New York and what was said about Canada is also true here in Northern New York.

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Always love Foxworthy.

IDguy Loc: Idaho

Can substitute “ Idaho”. Except without the “eh?”.

camerabuff58 Loc: Ontario, Canada,

If you prefer only two seasons,,,,July and winter.
You live in Canada

Fotoserj Loc: St calixte Qc Ca

I’ve task my gps to skip construction detour and it remove Montreal from the map and yes I’m a proud Canadian but ashame to have supported trudeau for prime for he’s worst than Trumpy