In maternity waiting room during rainy season:
Thank you for taking off your rubbers.
Good ones! I saw a sign on a septic truck" You make it we take it, your sh.t is our bread and butter".
brobill
Loc: Fort Worth, Texas ( Haslet)
Septic clean out truck I hired had on back...”If you’re not completely satisfied, we will gladly return your product”
On Jewish owned funeral home
“I would rather do business with 1000 Arab Terrorists than with one Jew”
On Baptist Church marquee sign
“Prophecy study cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances”
Or, "Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal, we don't pee in your ashtrays".
Bumper sticker on Hippie van back in late sixties. It may not be the Mayflower, but your Daughter came across in it.
phlash46
Loc: Westchester County, New York
Two of my favorites.
TriX
Loc: Raleigh, NC
Seen on a local septic tank pump truck: a deck of playing cards and the motto: “a straight flush beats a full house”. Too bad I couldn't get a shot, but was driving in interstate traffic.
YNY
Loc: Youngstown NY (Western New York)
A local store owner has a sign that reads "OPEN." When she closes she rearranges the letters to read "NOPE."
DeanS
Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
Fotoartist wrote:
Best slogans I've seen since sign over an establishment urinal which read, "We aim to please. You aim too, please."
Sign over urinal in a john at TanSonNhut in Viet Nam: “In case of air raid alert, hide under here. It hasn’t been hit yet.”
Sign on the back of a plumber's truck:
All our plumbers are potty trained
clint f.
Loc: Priest Lake Idaho, Spokane Wa
Store in Key West, FL. We buy junk and sell antiques.
Bridges
Loc: Memphis, Charleston SC, now Nazareth PA
When you live in the north-east as I do, you frequently see signs: "George Washing Slept Here". A barn I saw in either Frenchtown or Milford, NJ had a sign that read: "George Washington's Horse Slept Here".
brobill
Loc: Fort Worth, Texas ( Haslet)
Plumbing truck in Mesquite, Texas
“Professor Plumb in the Kitchen with a wrench” I took a pic of this one
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