Humorus Signs
May 8, 2019 08:52:27 #
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
“Blind man driving.”
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”
On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber's truck :
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout.”
On an Electrician's truck :
"Let us remove your shorts.”
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
will take appropriate action.”
On a Maternity Room door :
"Push. Push. Push.”
At a Car Dealership :
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a Veterinarian's waiting room :
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”
And the best one for last…;
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
“Blind man driving.”
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”
On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber's truck :
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout.”
On an Electrician's truck :
"Let us remove your shorts.”
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
will take appropriate action.”
On a Maternity Room door :
"Push. Push. Push.”
At a Car Dealership :
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a Veterinarian's waiting room :
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”
And the best one for last…;
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”
May 8, 2019 09:22:29 #
May 8, 2019 09:32:55 #
Best slogans I've seen since sign over an establishment urinal which read, "We aim to please. You aim too, please."
May 8, 2019 09:36:47 #
May 8, 2019 09:53:01 #
May 8, 2019 10:01:21 #
We had this one at work: "Due to cost concerns the light at the end of the tunnel will be extinguished until further notice."
May 8, 2019 10:06:06 #
another sign over urinal...…"We aim to keep this place clean, your aim will help"
May 8, 2019 10:09:58 #
In a previous job, a co-worker told me, "I have determined the source of the light at the end of the tunnel, muzzle flashes.
May 8, 2019 10:47:37 #
May 8, 2019 10:59:03 #
Phil Martin wrote:
Bright yellow septic pumping truck has a sign: STOOL BUS
That is funny!
May 8, 2019 11:23:20 #
May 8, 2019 12:15:08 #
May 8, 2019 14:55:33 #
I liked the sign(s) by a urinal. One said” don’t throw cigarettes in urinal”. Nearby a bum scribbled “it makes them hard to light”. RJM. HAPPY SHORTIES!!
May 8, 2019 15:01:26 #
Anhanga Brasil
Loc: Cabo Frio - Brazil
Excellent ones. The light at the end of the tunnel is probably a
locomotive running in your direction. And if you hit rock bottom,
start digging.
Loved all the other too, especially the one with the Amish sign.
General Chit-Chat is the therapy for life problems.
locomotive running in your direction. And if you hit rock bottom,
start digging.
Loved all the other too, especially the one with the Amish sign.
General Chit-Chat is the therapy for life problems.
May 8, 2019 21:15:42 #
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