A Hillbilly Striptease 😬😬
Dec 25, 2018 23:16:59 #
Mr Bill 2011
Loc: southern Indiana
too good! I gotta steal that one!
LittleRed wrote:
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob 's hay barn one day... (show quote)
Dec 26, 2018 21:31:15 #
[quote=LittleRed]Cletus is passing by Billy Bob 's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.
This must be same Billy Bob LOL
One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. The sheriff says "Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doin' walkin' around town undressed like that?"
Billy-Bob replies "Well sheriff, it's a long story!"
Sheriff says that he isn't in a hurry and that Billy-Bob should tell the story.
Billy-Bob continues "Well sheriff, me and Mary-Lou was down on the farm and we started a cuddlin'. Mary-Lou said we should go in the barn, and we did. Inside the barn we started a kissin' an' a cuddlin' and things got pretty hot and heavy. Well Mary-Lou said that we should go up on the hill. So we did.
Up on the hill we started a kissin' an a cuddlin' and then Mary-Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same. Well, I took off all my clothes except my gun belt and my boots. Then Mary-Lou lay on the ground and opened her legs and said "OK, Billy-Bob, go to town."
This must be same Billy Bob LOL
One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. The sheriff says "Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doin' walkin' around town undressed like that?"
Billy-Bob replies "Well sheriff, it's a long story!"
Sheriff says that he isn't in a hurry and that Billy-Bob should tell the story.
Billy-Bob continues "Well sheriff, me and Mary-Lou was down on the farm and we started a cuddlin'. Mary-Lou said we should go in the barn, and we did. Inside the barn we started a kissin' an' a cuddlin' and things got pretty hot and heavy. Well Mary-Lou said that we should go up on the hill. So we did.
Up on the hill we started a kissin' an a cuddlin' and then Mary-Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same. Well, I took off all my clothes except my gun belt and my boots. Then Mary-Lou lay on the ground and opened her legs and said "OK, Billy-Bob, go to town."
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