A Hillbilly Striptease 😬😬
Dec 24, 2018 17:39:30 #
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob 's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of hisoveralls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob ?"
"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob ..
"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
(Don't make me splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly...)
LittleRed (Ron)
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of hisoveralls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob ?"
"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob ..
"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
(Don't make me splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly...)
LittleRed (Ron)
Dec 24, 2018 17:54:25 #
kdogg
Loc: Gallipolis Ferry WV
LittleRed wrote:
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob 's hay barn one day... (show quote)
Took me awhile to stop laughing. Good one!
Dec 24, 2018 18:08:32 #
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Dec 25, 2018 09:11:46 #
JR69
Loc: Wolverine Michigan
Took me a couple of reads to get it, but it's early here. What ever it takes to get the motor humming
Dec 25, 2018 09:31:57 #
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Dec 25, 2018 15:55:58 #
alby
Loc: very eastern pa.
Did it work?? i know a few that think more of their tractors than their........ oh, never mind. i said something to one guy i know. his reply...."tractor can do more work"..... OUCH!!
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