Stopping the volcano in Hawaii: According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires...

hasslichhog

According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.

Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.

thom w Loc: San Jose, CA

hasslichhog wrote:

According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.

Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.

I guess it's a joke, but all things considered I don't find it very funny.

SharpShooter Loc: NorCal

hasslichhog wrote:

According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.
Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.

Well, since obviously Obama got out of being sacrificed, do you think that the gods would be appeased if we threw a guy that has been jacking of in the White House for only 500 Days???
If that didn't work, we could get all the Republicans in DC to form a Human Chain at the lava's edge to keep it from advancing any further, assuming they have the balls to hold their ground!!!!
BUT even if that doesn't work it will VERY effectively clean up the DC swamp and the smell would even go away!!!

SS

Elaine2025 Loc: Seattle, Wa

SharpShooter wrote:

Well, since obviously Obama got out of being sacri... (show quote)

The stench will go away when the liberals are gone.

Checkmate Loc: Southern California

thom w wrote:

I guess it's a joke, but all things considered I don't find it very funny.

Who gives a flying fuck what you think anymore? You have gone off the deep end for that POS 2 bit t*****rous n****r who should be in jail. There is time left. By
the way are you related to Mr Race Card, Little Tommy Wardlow? He is so mentally ill that he thinks Obama was a great president!

Checkmate Loc: Southern California

SharpShooter wrote:

Well, since obviously Obama got out of being sacri... (show quote)

Trump is still kicking your ugly ass while you mommy is still helping you find your little dick hidden in your DEPENDS.

Twardlow Loc: Arkansas

Elaine2025 wrote:

The stench will go away when the liberals are gone.

Ain’t gonna happen, girly.

thom w Loc: San Jose, CA

Checkmate wrote:

Who gives a flying fuck what you think anymore? You have gone off the deep end for that POS 2 bit t*****rous n****r who should be in jail. There is time left. By
the way are you related to Mr Race Card, Little Tommy Wardlow? He is so mentally ill that he thinks Obama was a great president!

A few deep breaths into a paper bag may help your situation. It took a lot of will power not to suggest a plastic bag. It really isn't possible to throw the word "n****r" around the way you do, and pretend to not be r****t. While you obviously have considerable intimate experience with mental illness, you are way off on your appraisal of twardlow.

cwp3420

thom w wrote:

A few deep breaths into a paper bag may help your situation. It took a lot of will power not to suggest a plastic bag. It really isn't possible to throw the word "n****r" around the way you do, and pretend to not be r****t. While you obviously have considerable intimate experience with mental illness, you are way off on your appraisal of twardlow.

Twatty is as big of a dumb ass as you are, Thommie Troll.

skylane5sp Loc: Puyallup, WA

cwp3420 wrote:

Twatty is as big of a dumb ass as you are, Thommie Troll.

Take your pick...

Hands Up Don't Shoot

or

I think I read somewhere that someone may have said that maybe he might have been correct. But I'm not sure.

Checkmate Loc: Southern California

Twardlow wrote:

Ain’t gonna happen, girly.

They are coming after you POS black trash. He is up to his girly tits in corruption.

Checkmate Loc: Southern California

thom w wrote:

A few deep breaths into a paper bag may help your situation. It took a lot of will power not to suggest a plastic bag. It really isn't possible to throw the word "n****r" around the way you do, and pretend to not be r****t. While you obviously have considerable intimate experience with mental illness, you are way off on your appraisal of twardlow.

When you b****s stop using it I will. You claim that it is a r****t word used by r****ts. Then that means ALL black trash n****rs are r****t and n****rs. See how that is
played old man?

Twardlow Loc: Arkansas

Checkmate wrote:

They are coming after you POS black trash. He is up to his girly tits in corruption.

Do you answer to Girly?

cwp3420

Twardlow wrote:

Do you answer to Girly?

I bet you answer to pussy, right, twat?

thom w Loc: San Jose, CA

Checkmate wrote:

When you b****s stop using it I will. You claim that it is a r****t word used by r****ts. Then that means ALL black trash n****rs are r****t and n****rs. See how that is
played old man?

I know how it would be played if admin was a man of conscience. I don't know how old you are, but if you aren't a lot older than I am, you might consider going in for an extensive work up. Somehow I picture a neuropsychologist running from your room screaming "I don't have to put up with this s**t". To comment on my ethnicity would give it way more value than it deserves. It looks like if I don't comment you will claim I'm black, but if I say I'm not I give it importance it doesn't merit. You are free to believe as you will. I almost said you are free to think what you will, but we both know you don't do that.