EdU239 Loc: The Northeast

It’s irritating to hear how political correctness makes humor impossible and then see a bunch of really lame put done jokes. Thinking about how they were set up was more interesting than just going into a rant, but still a waste of time.

digit-up Loc: Flushing, Michigan

I always say(these days) I got me a T-shirt that says "F_ck the first person that says that I'm politically INCORRECT!!".

raymondh Loc: Walker, MI

inclinerr Loc: South Carolina, United States

ALTERNATE ENDING:

He asks "What is a lesbian?
She replies "See the brunette over there? I want to take her home, rip her clothes off and make wild love to her."
To which he replied "Well what do you know. I'm a lesbian also."

(que snare drum - ta da bump)

JeffL Loc: New Jersey

Since this getting a bit serious, let’s step back and look at this type of humor throughout history. Put down jokes are based on stereotypes that have persisted for decades and even millennia. The Irish are drunks, Poles are dumb, Jews are greedy, Blacks are lazy, Brits are tight-assed, etc. These crude characterizations of different cultures, nationalities, races, or religions has always been perpetrated by the ruling hierarchy and spread to the uneducated masses below them. They are passed on from generation to generation. By demeaning others we prove our superiority, which can lead to dehumanizing them as well. American settlers had no moral qualms about killing “savage” native Americans. Germans had no qualms about killing “thieving” Jews and other “inferior” minorities. And, worldwide history of genocide abounds. Fortunately, no blondes have been targeted.

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

LOL! Only an idiot would go to the effort of opening up a titled thread and then whining about the content. Go figure... not much going on there!

Dannj

So this tight-assed, anthropological moralist walks into a bar...

olddutch Loc: Beloit, Wisconsin

in a sentence there is supposed to be a Subject, for a joke there also has to be a subject, I seem to enjoy the jokes about Women much more than the other critters, or places they tell jokes about.. I smile, laugh or frown at the joke, not who is the subject.. Keep em coming folks!!!!!

EdU239 Loc: The Northeast

Very good point.

edrobinsonjr Loc: Boise, Idaho

disneygramma1

I am a blonde and I totally laughed at these! They are funny!

charles tabb Loc: Richmond VA.

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I wonder if most of or all of our congressman, have or had, blond mothers.

BBurns Loc: South Bay, California

I just wanted to add some of my own dementia to the mix.
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Jenny came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy, We were counting at school today. All the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school

"Mommy, Mommy, we were saying the alphabet today at school. All the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!

"Very good, Jenny," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day Jenny again came skipping home from school.

"Mommy, Mommy, we were in gym class today. When we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"

She lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No Honey, it's because you're 24!"

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One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog. Becoming quite thirsty, she tied it under the shade of a tree. She then headed into a nearby restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman came in and asked,

'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

The blonde replied that it was hers.

'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.

The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool because she's tied up under that shade tree.'

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'

'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry because I fed her this morning.'

The exasperated policeman said,

'NO! you still don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'

The blonde looked at the cop and said,

'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog..."

Tom G Loc: Atlanta, GA

I resent your making the dog the "Butt" of the joke.

Blondes and Police, O.K., but lay off the dogs.