Artsmith Loc: Grayson, Georgia

Parody on Statistics


Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of
Health and Human Services.

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Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is
80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups, is , 1500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner
is .0000188

Statistics courtesy of FBI

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So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,

BUT Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a

doctor as by a gun owner!!!

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Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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Out of concern for the public at large, We withheld the statistics on

lawyers for fear the shock would cause people

to panic and seek medical attention!

donrent Loc: Punta Gorda , Fl

Ha, Ha, Ha.......... Isn't it amazing how facts just blows the hell out of Liberal idiots.............

photo guy Loc: Chippewa Falls, WI

Very interesting!

travlnman46 Loc: Yakima WA

Hi Artsmith: Shhhhhh.. you don't want to confuse gun detractors with facts, they might just want to shoot someone...lol... Maybe they should go to their Dr for that raising blood pressure....Hmmmmmm ??? Great information.

travlnman46 Loc: Yakima WA

Hi Artsmith: Dang double posted again !!

travlnman46 Loc: Yakima WA

Dang twitchy fingers.. Triple posted. What the H**l!!

mvy Loc: New Hampshire

"Ha, Ha, Ha.......... Isn't it amazing how facts just blows the hell out of Liberal idiots............."

I'm amused.

Thank you,

Martin ALI

LARRYR. Loc: Saint Martinville, La.

LOVE IT,LOVE IT, I might just give up going to my
DR. and take the money I'll save and go and buy me
that new AR15 I've always wanted. At lease I want
have to hear how much of a sick person I've become
in my elderly years.

rpavich Loc: West Virginia

this was very very funny

Archy Loc: Lake Hamilton, Florida

Good stuff...I think I will drop one of my two doctors and buy another gun..................

BW326 Loc: Boynton Beach, Florida

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
per year are 120,000.
(C) Deaths caused intentionally by physicians ..almost 0.


(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is
80,000,000.
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups, is , 1500.
(C) Number of deaths caused intentionally by gun owners ... a whole bunch!!

SteveR Loc: Michigan

BW226....Thanks for pointing out that there is more than one way to read statistics!!

Archy Loc: Lake Hamilton, Florida

PrairieSeasons Loc: Red River of the North

Just remember - 98.73% of all statistics are fabricated.

Archy Loc: Lake Hamilton, Florida

As are 100% of all opinions................