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May 15, 2017 11:18:00   #
EdJ0307 Loc: out west someplace
 
Jules Karney wrote:
Now that is not very nice. Is it????
Give foodie65 a break. His pet tarantula probably bit him and he is in a bad mood.

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May 15, 2017 11:19:27   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Leicaflex wrote:
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant.

Sid asks Abe, Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico?”

Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?”

The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.

He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews.”

Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?”

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere!”

The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews.”

"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!”

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.

"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews.”
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a ... (show quote)



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May 15, 2017 11:19:58   #
foodie65
 
EdJ0307 wrote:
Give foodie65 a break. His pet tarantula probably bit him and he is in a bad mood.


Thanks for defending me Ed

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May 15, 2017 11:23:30   #
Travelin' Bud Loc: New Mexico, Central Ohio & Eastern Kentucky
 
😀😀😀😀👍

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May 15, 2017 11:26:43   #
FiddleMaker Loc: Merrimac, MA
 
foodie65 wrote:
Thanks for defending me Ed

foodie65, those spiders are not known for their good sense of humor, are they ??

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May 15, 2017 11:33:23   #
foodie65
 
FiddleMaker wrote:
foodie65, those spiders are not known for their good sense of humor, are they ??


Actually it isn't a pet.
The photo was taken at a NC museum.
Handling spiders is not something that I normally do.

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May 15, 2017 16:21:07   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
So bad it's funny!

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May 15, 2017 21:18:41   #
cony25
 
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By the way, there are Mexican jews,,,many of them right here in texas


quote=Leicaflex]Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe,

tting in a Mexican restaurant.

Sid asks Abe, Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico?”

Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?”

The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.

He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews.”

Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?”

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere!”

The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews.”

"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!”

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.

"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews.”[/quote]

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May 15, 2017 21:58:19   #
DeanS Loc: Capital City area of North Carolina
 

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May 16, 2017 01:55:25   #
Vince68 Loc: Wappingers Falls, NY
 
LOL, good one.

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May 18, 2017 13:10:41   #
Tikva Loc: Waukesha, WI
 
You got me on that one. I did not see that coming.

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