Are there any Mexican Jews?
May 14, 2017 06:27:47 #
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant.
Sid asks Abe, Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico?”
Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?”
The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.
He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews.”
Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?”
The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.
While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere!”
The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews.”
"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!”
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews.”
Sid asks Abe, Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico?”
Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."
When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?”
The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.
He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews.”
Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?”
The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen.
While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere!”
The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews.”
"Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!”
"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews.”
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May 14, 2017 10:22:52 #
I heard the same joke 40 years ago, but it was Chinese Jews.
May 14, 2017 16:16:11 #
May 15, 2017 06:13:33 #
jerryc41 wrote:
Lost in translation! : )
Jerry, Is anyone betting on when you reach 100,000 posts ??
You are rapidly approaching 80,00 rapidly. ~FiddleMaker
May 15, 2017 08:11:18 #
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May 15, 2017 10:14:24 #
Leicaflex wrote:
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a ... (show quote)
Very funny. How can I pass this on?
May 15, 2017 10:45:38 #
May 15, 2017 10:48:44 #
foodie65 wrote:
DON'T BOTHER!!!!
Now that is not very nice. Is it????
May 15, 2017 10:49:07 #
Jules Karney wrote:
Very funny. How can I pass this on?
1. Just hi-lite entire text.
2. then hold down the CTRL key and press the "C" key. Now let go of both keys.
3. open a blank email page and
4. hold down CTRL key and press the "V" key.
this is known as "copy and paste"
May 15, 2017 10:54:11 #
FiddleMaker wrote:
1. Just hi-lite entire text.
2. then hold down the CTRL key and press the "C" key. Now let go of both keys.
3. open a blank email page and
4. hold down CTRL key and press the "V" key.
this is known as "copy and paste"
2. then hold down the CTRL key and press the "C" key. Now let go of both keys.
3. open a blank email page and
4. hold down CTRL key and press the "V" key.
this is known as "copy and paste"
Thank you very much FiddleMaker.
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