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Feb 27, 2017 14:04:14   #
iDoc Loc: Knoxville,Tennessee
 
bcheary wrote:
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
"He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. and then asks, "what's your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "let's try to rephrase that."
"The woman says, "ok, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
"They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "what does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
The accountant says, "Chicken Farmer it is."
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tell... (show quote)

I loved the joke And have passed it on. Thanks. The rest of discussion deteriorated into a political free-for all which the joke did not prompt. Ease off, fellows.

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Feb 27, 2017 14:15:06   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
iDoc wrote:
I loved the joke And have passed it on. Thanks. The rest of discussion deteriorated into a political free-for all which the joke did not prompt. Ease off, fellows.


Thanks Doc and I agree with you. Politics belongs in the Attic not here .

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Feb 27, 2017 18:27:28   #
Pudge Factor Loc: Texas
 
pounder35 wrote:
A smart businessperson knows how to avoid taxes. As long as you can find a legal loophole go ahead and use it. LEGAL being the key word.


When its time for tax computation rolls around you will notice the people w/the sharpest pencil are former IRS people, and they know the loopholes.

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Feb 27, 2017 22:58:11   #
BamaTexan Loc: Deep in the heart of Texas
 
oldart wrote:
Funny thing is, years ago outside LaGrange, TX, and known to many a Texas Aggie, was "The Chicken Ranch," later immortalized in "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas," both a broadway play and movie.



And a so-called newsman in Houston named Marvin Zindler screwed it up dammit.

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Feb 28, 2017 00:16:57   #
kemosabe
 
Tom Daniels: Where do you get this stuff. Probably the new York times. Of course he pays taxes. If you knew anything about business, you would know that if your business loses money, you are allowed to write the losses off against your tax burden. Having been in business for the last fifty years, I have had some bad years and have lost money. I was able to write off the losses against one year past and several years in the future. I still paid taxes though as did President Trump. If you are going to quote from the liberal left wing media, at least do some fact checking, which is something they never do. Do not depend on snopes and some of the others though as they lean so far to the left that their left ears drag the ground.

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Feb 28, 2017 03:38:36   #
Beard43 Loc: End of the Oregon Trail
 
April 19th I get my wife back. She's a tax accountant.

Ron

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Feb 28, 2017 10:15:34   #
pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"
 
Beard43 wrote:
April 19th I get my wife back. She's a tax accountant.

Ron


Hopefully not with the IRS. The American Gestapo.

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