Remember, April is Tax time! A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few...

bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
"He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. and then asks, "what's your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "let's try to rephrase that."
"The woman says, "ok, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
"They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "what does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
The accountant says, "Chicken Farmer it is."

cyan Loc: Northern NJ

[quote=bcheary]A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

Very good! I am forwarding this one.

markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ

You are very BAD Brian!!

Mark

bcheary wrote:

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tell... (show quote)

Tomcat5133 Loc: Gladwyne PA

I dont believe we all should worry about our taxes. Our POTUS has not paid any taxes for 20 years. And the option he
took to write off $900M dollars is very shady and probably wouldn't hold up for the average tax payer. I am not trying to be a wise guy
But how do we listen and have someone who does not feel paying some shared responsibility into the country collection pot.
This is not political but a matter of character.

jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ

You really know how to take the fun out of a joke

Tom Daniels wrote:

I dont believe we all should worry about our taxes. Our POTUS has not paid any taxes for 20 years. And the option he
took to write off $900M dollars is very shady and probably wouldn't hold up for the average tax payer. I am not trying to be a wise guy
But how do we listen and have someone who does not feel paying some shared responsibility into the country collection pot.
This is not political but a matter of character.

markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ

It's a joke!! Lookout, here they come!
Mark

Tom Daniels wrote:

I dont believe we all should worry about our taxes. Our POTUS has not paid any taxes for 20 years. And the option he
took to write off $900M dollars is very shady and probably wouldn't hold up for the average tax payer. I am not trying to be a wise guy
But how do we listen and have someone who does not feel paying some shared responsibility into the country collection pot.
This is not political but a matter of character.

pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

jeep_daddy wrote:

You really know how to take the fun out of a joke

No kidding. What a loser.

pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

Tom Daniels wrote:

I dont believe we all should worry about our taxes. Our POTUS has not paid any taxes for 20 years. And the option he
took to write off $900M dollars is very shady and probably wouldn't hold up for the average tax payer. I am not trying to be a wise guy
But how do we listen and have someone who does not feel paying some shared responsibility into the country collection pot.
This is not political but a matter of character.

A smart businessperson knows how to avoid taxes. As long as you can find a legal loophole go ahead and use it. LEGAL being the key word.

bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL

[quote=cyan]

bcheary wrote:

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

Very good! I am forwarding this one.

bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL

markngolf wrote:

You are very BAD Brian!!

Mark

The devil made me do it Mark!

bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL

Tom Daniels wrote:

I dont believe we all should worry about our taxes. Our POTUS has not paid any taxes for 20 years. And the option he
took to write off $900M dollars is very shady and probably wouldn't hold up for the average tax payer. I am not trying to be a wise guy
But how do we listen and have someone who does not feel paying some shared responsibility into the country collection pot.
This is not political but a matter of character.

If you owned a business, as I have in the past, you must be pretty damned stupid not to take advantage of every tax provision and loop holes that you can. He has smart accountants and tax lawyers and if you can't comprehend and accept that you must fall into the stupid category. Incidentally, your political remarks belong in the Attic not in this section!

pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

bcheary wrote:

If you owned a business, as I have in the past, yo... (show quote)

Isn't it strange when people with no knowledge of running a business will spout off about tax laws and how they affect small businesses. It's typical for liberals to make commentary on subjects they know nothing about. They think they are sounding intelligent but the results are just the opposite. They come across as total dumb asses.

bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL

pounder35 wrote:

Isn't it strange when people with no knowledge of running a business will spout off about tax laws and how they affect small businesses. It's typical for liberals to make commentary on subjects they know nothing about. They think they are sounding intelligent but the results are just the opposite. They come across as total dumb asses.

I can't dispute that. You nailed it!

markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ

This funny joke has deteriorated into one more bashing/name calling opportunity. Sorry to see this. I have lots of considerations about Pounder's last comment. It's a glittering, ignorant generality!! I'm sorry to see you support it, Brian.
Mark

bcheary wrote:

I can't dispute that. You nailed it!

pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

markngolf wrote:

This funny joke has deteriorated into one more bashing/name calling opportunity. Sorry to see this. I have lots of considerations about Pounder's last comment. It's a glittering, ignorant generality!! I'm sorry to see you support it, Brian.
Mark

I agree that this thread, like so many, has deteriorated. But I'd be interested in knowing where you find fault with my comments in the post that you refer to.