Thoughts about Jokes
Oct 14, 2015 20:48:36 #
Oct 14, 2015 20:52:09 #
Well, we can always try again, after a while.
Maybe plan to run it for a couple of days then shut 'er down. Good times!
What do you think -- maybe a few days before Thanksgiving to be ready to shock and amuse the relatives?
Maybe plan to run it for a couple of days then shut 'er down. Good times!
What do you think -- maybe a few days before Thanksgiving to be ready to shock and amuse the relatives?
Oct 14, 2015 22:20:37 #
quixdraw wrote:
Well, we can always try again, after a while.
Maybe plan to run it for a couple of days then shut 'er down. Good times!
What do you think -- maybe a few days before Thanksgiving to be ready to shock and amuse the relatives?
Maybe plan to run it for a couple of days then shut 'er down. Good times!
What do you think -- maybe a few days before Thanksgiving to be ready to shock and amuse the relatives?
Great Idea. Here is an early one for Thanksgiving.
Oct 14, 2015 22:44:10 #
You do know, a real Supermarket event used to be Frozen Turkey Bowling? Shooting in Supermarkets -- several states, not unusual.
So Bubba and Peg joined a new fundamentalist Sect. When they took their commitment vows, two other couples were there. They were the young couple, there was a middle aged couple and a somewhat older couple. To prove their faith, they had to promise they would refrain from sexual activity for six months, and that precisely six months later, they were to report back. Succeed and they were in, fail and they were out. Six months passed and the three couples were there, sitting in the same spot. The Minister asked the oldest couple first.
"John and June, how did you do?"
"Well. John said, not the easiest thing, but we made it."
"Hallelujah, Welcome!"
He asked the middle couple next.
"Dave and Helen., how did you do."
Dave said, "Hardest thing we ever did, but our faith was strong. We made it."
Halleluhah, Welcome!"
"Bubba and Peg, what about you?"
"Well,it was awful hard. We tried and tried," Bubba said, "but last week Peg had on a short skirt, bent over to pick up a sack of potatoes -- I couldn't help myself -- I had her right there."
Minister said, "So sorry Son, You'll have to leave."
"Yeah," Bubba said sadly , "they don't want us back in the Piggly Wiggly either."
So Bubba and Peg joined a new fundamentalist Sect. When they took their commitment vows, two other couples were there. They were the young couple, there was a middle aged couple and a somewhat older couple. To prove their faith, they had to promise they would refrain from sexual activity for six months, and that precisely six months later, they were to report back. Succeed and they were in, fail and they were out. Six months passed and the three couples were there, sitting in the same spot. The Minister asked the oldest couple first.
"John and June, how did you do?"
"Well. John said, not the easiest thing, but we made it."
"Hallelujah, Welcome!"
He asked the middle couple next.
"Dave and Helen., how did you do."
Dave said, "Hardest thing we ever did, but our faith was strong. We made it."
Halleluhah, Welcome!"
"Bubba and Peg, what about you?"
"Well,it was awful hard. We tried and tried," Bubba said, "but last week Peg had on a short skirt, bent over to pick up a sack of potatoes -- I couldn't help myself -- I had her right there."
Minister said, "So sorry Son, You'll have to leave."
"Yeah," Bubba said sadly , "they don't want us back in the Piggly Wiggly either."
Oct 18, 2015 06:18:40 #
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Oct 18, 2015 09:01:05 #
garceh wrote:
Re: Hillary joke.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 18, 2015 13:33:17 #
garceh wrote:
BBurns. You wouldn't happen to be related to George?
Neither Burns nor Gobel, but loved them both.
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