Here lemme catch you up... Ya silly.
I took a Personal Spray Container (PSC) to the Desert for the heat.
I put Distilled Water in it so it doesn't leave water spots.
When it gets hot, you spray your skin and clothes with the mist and POOF!
Instant evaporation cooling.

We use them at the soccer games when it is hot.... You can cool a whole team during a water break. ;)

Like Paul Harvey said, "And now... you know the rest of the story."

I forgot it on the big table, and GT has it saved for me. :-D