juicesqueezer Loc: Okeechobee, Florida

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?"

"First Place," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio says "this is mine."
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?" asked Pinocchio.

green Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20

wow...never heard that one before! :roll:

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mjl. bobby, doddy, neil, robert & pounder are on the "a" list... get with the program!

Jade Warrior Loc: Sydney, Australia

Thank you green. You are providing a valuable service. It is appreciated.

juicesqueezer Loc: Okeechobee, Florida

Sorry, maybe I should spend all day, everyday like you, reading and searching the files of the UHH. Then again, maybe some things just need repeating in hopes of opening up some eyes and brains for a change!

Jade Warrior Loc: Sydney, Australia

Or you could use 'Search' and just take a couple of minutes

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

An oldie but goodie.

green Loc: 22.1749611,-159.646704,20

maybe just spend 20 seconds and do a search...especially soimething you got in an email from your cronies!

don't know what you're talking about :lol: I almost never spend more than 3 minutes on a post... and those usually have some graphic meme in photoshop...

do a search for pinnocchio... this one took about 10 seconds (slow typer).. we are living in the 21st century!


The trouble with this joke is that it is generic... just put in any politician's name at the end... big whoop

I think it came out with Nixon, first time.