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May 9, 2015 07:36:38 #
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
"Well, how did you do?"
"First Place," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
"How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio says "this is mine."
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?" asked Pinocchio.
As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
"Well, how did you do?"
"First Place," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
"How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio says "this is mine."
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?" asked Pinocchio.
May 9, 2015 15:29:11 #
Bobbee wrote:
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a s... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
May 9, 2015 18:16:38 #
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Feb 4, 2017 09:34:12 #
Bobbee wrote:
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a s... (show quote)
Didn't know where it was going, clicked on it out of curiosity... Very, very amusing. Did they tell you that some dude named Obama took second in the third one?
Feb 4, 2017 09:37:56 #
nice joke, originated in the Bush 2 years... has been used on Obama, Pelosi, Reed...
I'm sure we could re-purpose it for Donald.... or Conway... or Spicer
I'm sure we could re-purpose it for Donald.... or Conway... or Spicer
Feb 4, 2017 12:48:33 #
green wrote:
nice joke, originated in the Bush 2 years... has been used on Obama, Pelosi, Reed...
I'm sure we could re-purpose it for Donald.... or Conway... or Spicer
I'm sure we could re-purpose it for Donald.... or Conway... or Spicer
Oh, for sure... It's probably already been re-purposed for countless ex-spouses! Humor is a diminishing commodity in our country...
Feb 4, 2017 12:51:17 #
Spudwheat wrote:
Oh, for sure... It's probably already been re-purposed for countless ex-spouses! Humor is a diminishing commodity in our country...
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