HUMOR in the Cockpit !
Jul 21, 2015 22:57:37 #
donrent wrote:
THAT, really wasn't even funny... Don't try again please....
You must not fly much. I thought it was hilarious.
I laughed out loud!
Jul 22, 2015 02:14:25 #
Marc-Wi
Loc: Oshkosh Wi
donrent wrote:
THAT, really wasn't even funny... Don't try again please....
Yes, it was.
Jul 22, 2015 05:24:58 #
Jul 23, 2015 18:46:04 #
Anyway this joke isn't about him, it's about Nelson. See, Nelson's on his ship in the channel. One day, he goes up on deck and takes his telescope out to scan the horizon. There he sees a Spanish ship! "Hardy!" the great man calls to his trusty second in command, "go and get my red jacket. I don't want the blood to show."
Hardy gets his red jacket and, sure enough, they sink the Spaniard.
The next morning, Nelson comes up on deck, scans the horizon and spots two Spanish ships! "Hardy!" he calls, "my red jacket please, I do not want the blood to show." And they sink both ships.
The third day, he comes up to find ten Spanish ships! "Hardy!" he calls, "my red jacket once more, for I do not want the blood to show." Needless to say, they sink all ten Spaniards!
The next day, he goes up on deck, looks to the horizon and sees the entire Spanish Armada! He quietly lowers his telescope, and seems to contemplate what he has seen. Hardy is ready to go down for his red jacket and is patiently awaiting the command when Admiral Nelson says, "Hardy, get my brown trousers."
Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/search/1/?q=true%20blood#ixzz3gl1IOMIA
Hardy gets his red jacket and, sure enough, they sink the Spaniard.
The next morning, Nelson comes up on deck, scans the horizon and spots two Spanish ships! "Hardy!" he calls, "my red jacket please, I do not want the blood to show." And they sink both ships.
The third day, he comes up to find ten Spanish ships! "Hardy!" he calls, "my red jacket once more, for I do not want the blood to show." Needless to say, they sink all ten Spaniards!
The next day, he goes up on deck, looks to the horizon and sees the entire Spanish Armada! He quietly lowers his telescope, and seems to contemplate what he has seen. Hardy is ready to go down for his red jacket and is patiently awaiting the command when Admiral Nelson says, "Hardy, get my brown trousers."
Courtesy of Sickipedia.org: http://www.sickipedia.org/search/1/?q=true%20blood#ixzz3gl1IOMIA
Jul 23, 2015 18:48:28 #
Jul 31, 2015 13:51:58 #
you sir,,,,, are a grumpy old man !! it was humorous.
donrent wrote:
THAT, really wasn't even funny... Don't try again please....
Aug 8, 2015 22:09:58 #
I liked both jokes. As for the sourpuss, It is best to ignore one who calls you a mule, Contemplate two opinions that you are a mule, But three.... Now you tell them to mind their own business. (But not in those words) After all, your a mule!
I will look forward to another of your select jokes.
I will look forward to another of your select jokes.
Aug 15, 2015 03:20:37 #
donrent wrote:
THAT, really wasn't even funny... Don't try again please....
Ahh, spoken like one who has embarrassed himself with the almighty foul stench and lumpy, coppery trousers. Humor "depends" on the circumstances, now, doesn't it?
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