HUMOR in the Cockpit !
Jul 20, 2015 13:27:04 #

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a uneventful flight.
So, sit back, relax, and... OH... MY GOD!"
Silence followed.......................
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
From the back of the plane an Irish passenger yelled, For the luvva Jaysus you should see the back of mine!"
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a uneventful flight.
So, sit back, relax, and... OH... MY GOD!"
Silence followed.......................
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
From the back of the plane an Irish passenger yelled, For the luvva Jaysus you should see the back of mine!"
Jul 20, 2015 13:36:37 #
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Jul 20, 2015 15:03:46 #
donrent wrote:
THAT, really wasn't even funny... Don't try again please....
Sour puss!
Jul 20, 2015 16:45:54 #
Jul 21, 2015 06:02:45 #
donrent wrote:
THAT, really wasn't even funny... Don't try again please....
Hmmmm. Looks like you have had the latest 'sense of humour' bypass........
Jul 21, 2015 07:54:07 #
Jul 21, 2015 08:16:59 #
donrent wrote:
THAT, really wasn't even funny... Don't try again please....
Yes it was :D :D
Jul 21, 2015 08:40:21 #
2Dragons wrote:
 br Shortly after a British Airways fl... (show quote)
LOL. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jul 21, 2015 09:30:33 #
donrent wrote:
THAT, really wasn't even funny... Don't try again please....
Ease up. Smile. A little levity doesn't hurt anyone.
Jul 21, 2015 09:33:11 #
Jul 21, 2015 10:40:20 #
donrent wrote:
THAT, really wasn't even funny... Don't try again please....
Your ExLax wasn't effective this morning or are you normally a tight a##hole?
Jul 21, 2015 10:51:22 #
rickerb
Loc: utah
[quote=donrent]THAT, really wasn't even funny... Don't try again please....[/quote
who peed in your Post Toasties?
who peed in your Post Toasties?
Jul 21, 2015 11:12:01 #
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