And as the adjutant, Capt. Smithers, was showing the new colonel around the camp they came across a half-dozen camels in a pen behind the tents.
“And what are those for?” ask the colonel.
“The men use them for sex, sir,” replied the captain.
“That’s disgusting! Remove them from the camp immediately!”

A few weeks later the colonel asked his adjutant, “Captain, those camels. Are they nearby?”
“Yes, sir, we moved them down the road.”

A while later the colonel appears before the captain, just beaten to a pulp.

“Smithers! I thought you said the men use the camels for sex.”
“Yes sir. They use them to ride to the village where the women are.”