You might be a muslim
Apr 12, 2015 09:48:42 #
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women,b****s/w****s, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims?
Time to level the playing field and be politically correct by including the Muslims!
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living,
but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a
$5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but
consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely
carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man
should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.
If you find this offensive and don't forward it
you are part of the problem in America!
Time to level the playing field and be politically correct by including the Muslims!
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living,
but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a
$5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but
consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely
carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man
should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.
If you find this offensive and don't forward it
you are part of the problem in America!
Apr 12, 2015 09:52:56 #
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Apr 13, 2015 09:59:00 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Frank T wrote:
What a wonderfully r****t rant.
I thought the liberals said "religion isn't a race." Don't you just love double-standards.
Apr 13, 2015 10:03:43 #
Frank T wrote:
What a wonderfully r****t rant.
what are you scared of today, frank????
Apr 13, 2015 10:15:00 #
wilpharm wrote:
what are you scared of today, frank????
I'm a liberal, I'm not scared of anything.
It's the GOP and Conservatives that sell fear.
Us old hippies love everyone.
Apr 13, 2015 10:32:59 #
Apr 13, 2015 11:24:56 #
NeilL wrote:
I thought the liberals said "religion isn't a race." Don't you just love double-standards.
Yes, isn't their hypocrisy mind blowing?
Apr 13, 2015 11:25:09 #
Frank T wrote:
I'm a liberal, I'm not scared of anything.
It's the GOP and Conservatives that sell fear.
Us old hippies love everyone.
It's the GOP and Conservatives that sell fear.
Us old hippies love everyone.
another lie frank every time the word "guns" is mentioned you have a panic attack...
Apr 13, 2015 12:40:54 #
wilpharm wrote:
another lie frank
every time the word "guns" is mentioned you have a panic attack...
Wrong again Willie Boy.
If you've read my posts you know I own guns.
Guess reading isn't your thing.
Apr 13, 2015 13:02:47 #
Frank T wrote:
What a wonderfully r****t rant.
Frankenweenie - wh**ever race you are - you've already lost.
Apr 13, 2015 13:06:44 #
user47602
Loc: ip 304.0.0.33.32
seen it before somewhere...:roll:
http://www.uglyhedgehog.com/t-165729-1.html
http://www.uglyhedgehog.com/t-256990-1.html
http://www.uglyhedgehog.com/t-290899-1.html
http://www.uglyhedgehog.com/t-165729-1.html
http://www.uglyhedgehog.com/t-256990-1.html
http://www.uglyhedgehog.com/t-290899-1.html
Apr 13, 2015 13:12:39 #
Frank T wrote:
Wrong again Willie Boy.
If you've read my posts you know I own guns.
Guess reading isn't your thing.
If you've read my posts you know I own guns.
Guess reading isn't your thing.
so you own guns, hypocrite, you are afraid of everything, as reflected in your posts you might as well just turn them in to obama...
Apr 13, 2015 13:15:12 #
user47602
Loc: ip 304.0.0.33.32
Frank T wrote:
Wrong again Willie Boy.
If you've read my posts you know I own guns.
Guess reading isn't your thing.
If you've read my posts you know I own guns.
Guess reading isn't your thing.
logic isn't his thing, either :roll:
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