NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,

You may be a Muslim.



2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes,


You may be a muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,


You may be a Muslim.


4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,


You may be a Muslim.



5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.


You may be a Muslim


6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against,


You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,

You may be a Muslim.


8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,

You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least 4.
You may be a Muslim.

10. If you find this offensive and don't forward it,


You may be a Muslim.

lightcatcher Loc: Farmington, NM (4 corners)

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sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL

I'm stealing it for facebook.

Sarge69

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

:thumbup: :thumbup:

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

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lightcatcher Loc: Farmington, NM (4 corners)

Not really stealing it's still here. Borrowing with super fast return!!!

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user47602 Loc: ip 304.0.0.33.32

heheheehehehehe... ok, that's funny stuff, there :lol:

magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida

Watch your back!