Want to Smell Good and Get Women?
Jan 19, 2015 09:54:40 #
Just curious but it's winter so the wool and warm clothing comes out of storage for many of you.
Does anyone know of a fragrance that compliments Vick's Vaporub and mothballs?
Does anyone know of a fragrance that compliments Vick's Vaporub and mothballs?
Jan 19, 2015 10:10:41 #
Davethehiker wrote:
Yes, back when I used that stuff. I'm glad to learn that I'm not the only one who has done that. :lol: Yuck :!:
Using Brylcream has also caused me to get mixed up and put toothpaste in my hair.
Jan 19, 2015 10:30:21 #
jerryc41 wrote:
These are the scents that women say appeal to them. I think I know why. Check out the prices. If a guy can afford to smell like this, he must have money in the bank.
http://faveable.com/articles/90/sexiest-smelling-colognes-according-to-women
http://faveable.com/articles/90/sexiest-smelling-colognes-according-to-women
When I was young and in the restaurant business I used Canoe and it was well liked by the gals at that time but of course maybe they were looking for free drinks....Rich
Jan 19, 2015 10:40:05 #
This thread finally gives me the opportunity to use a joke I haven't used in almost 20 years: The ultimately worst come-on line for picking up women:
Female - "Hey there cutie. I've been watching you for a while. What's that smell you have on?"
Dufus male - "It's a hard on but I didn't think you could smell it from over there."
Female - "Hey there cutie. I've been watching you for a while. What's that smell you have on?"
Dufus male - "It's a hard on but I didn't think you could smell it from over there."
Jan 19, 2015 10:48:03 #
trapper jim
Loc: Tacoma
Just try take a shower and become babe magnet. Spend the money saved on flowers.
Or, forget the showers and attract a sex crazed neanderthal woman.
Or, forget the showers and attract a sex crazed neanderthal woman.
Jan 19, 2015 10:55:33 #
jerryc41 wrote:
These are the scents that women say appeal to them. I think I know why. Check out the prices. If a guy can afford to smell like this, he must have money in the bank.
http://faveable.com/articles/90/sexiest-smelling-colognes-according-to-women
http://faveable.com/articles/90/sexiest-smelling-colognes-according-to-women
I use Kodak Professional Fixer. It's about $6 a gallon.
--Bob
Jan 19, 2015 11:11:26 #
At my age I'll need much more than cologne. If I actually managed to be attractive to women I'd need a suit of armor for protection from my wife.
Jan 19, 2015 11:41:48 #
marcomarks wrote:
This thread finally gives me the opportunity to use a joke I haven't used in almost 20 years: The ultimately worst come-on line for picking up women:
Female - "Hey there cutie. I've been watching you for a while. What's that smell you have on?"
Dufus male - "It's a hard on but I didn't think you could smell it from over there."
Female - "Hey there cutie. I've been watching you for a while. What's that smell you have on?"
Dufus male - "It's a hard on but I didn't think you could smell it from over there."
I've known that line for years, even used it once-years ago. The results were hilarious. Thanks to quick reflexes, I avoided injury.
--Bob
Jan 19, 2015 12:10:00 #
rmalarz wrote:
I use Kodak Professional Fixer. It's about $6 a gallon.
--Bob
--Bob
Add a turtleneck and a sport jacket with suede elbow patches and you're happening!
Jan 19, 2015 12:13:37 #
"Truly, women under 30 will start clawing for you if you wear this cologne."
So it must smell like money?
So it must smell like money?
Jan 19, 2015 12:27:36 #
PixelBill wrote:
I slosh on a generous amount of Old Spice. Maybe that's why I'm single!
I don't use anything and I'm engaged.
Jan 19, 2015 12:28:05 #
rmalarz wrote:
I use Kodak Professional Fixer. It's about $6 a gallon.
--Bob
--Bob
Not stop bath?
Jan 19, 2015 12:28:41 #
coot wrote:
Using Brylcream has also caused me to get mixed up and put toothpaste in my hair.
So long as you're not brushing your teeth with Preparation H. . .
Jan 19, 2015 12:35:18 #
My s/o introduced me to one of those avant garde botiques a few years ago. They "blended" a concoction of lemon-verbena-musk-sandalwood for me after the "fragrance specialist" asked me a number of questions and "sniffed" me . . . I wanted to "sniff back" . . . but the presence of my S/O prevented that.
However, I use the fragrance . . . it's a mixture of oils . . .sparingly and have had more compliments and "hit ons" than I can count. I also now blend it myself and it costs me about $10 for an ounce of oil that lasts forever.
However, I use the fragrance . . . it's a mixture of oils . . .sparingly and have had more compliments and "hit ons" than I can count. I also now blend it myself and it costs me about $10 for an ounce of oil that lasts forever.
Jan 19, 2015 12:44:23 #
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