jerryc41 wrote:
That and Brylcream?
A little dab will do ya. :lol:
They didn't even mention High Karate
[quote=singleviking]Jerry,
Have you bought perfume or cologne for your significant other recently? This liquid essence is not cheap by a long shot.
The Romans used to collect male sweat and swore it had pheromones that were sensually stimulating to women. Studies have shown that the attraction from scent is actually a combination of the pheromones you exude in combination with the cologne's fragrance. This holds true for both men and women, but fragrances do alter from one individual to another due to body chemistry, interaction with other chemical compound used as deodorants, hair products, amount of exercise and certain combination may work for some but not for others. Guess it's a trial and error thing. Go figure....I've used POLO for years and it's worked for me. There are also perfumaries in Paris that will custom design a perfume or cologne specifically for you but they can get even pricier.
So, what custom scent will enhance the combination of Right Guard, Rogaine, Irish Spring, Gold's foot powder, Preparation H and malt scotch??? What goes with Budweiser and dog doo or cow manure?
Any and all suggestions will be considered. LOL[/quo
A good bar of soap, clean socks, abstinence from all addictive habits, regular weight training & exercise (get out of the recliner), practice communicating to relieve anal retention but most of all a BIG smile and pleasant personality. That's what GETS WOMEN. Like bees to honey. :lol: :lol: :lol:
As a young upwardly horny guy I went through the Old Spice period.
Then discovered Avo Windjammer. That won my brides heart.
Suddenly it was discontinued. Damn!
After that went looking for the right parfum to impress the little lady.
We discovered Aramis Havana & spent a fortune on it over time. Alas, you guessed it, they discontinued it.
Since then they all smell like fly spray to me. Now use Antonio Banderas.
Polo smells like horse sweat. If you want to sell some thing either get it banned or put a ridiculous price on it.
I don't know much about what smell attracts women but my wife tells tells me that if women want to attract men, someone should develop a cologne that smells like pot roast.
Bunko.T wrote:
As a young upwardly horny guy I went through the Old Spice period.
Then discovered Avo Windjammer. That won my brides heart.
Suddenly it was discontinued. Damn!
After that went looking for the right parfum to impress the little lady.
We discovered Aramis Havana & spent a fortune on it over time. Alas, you guessed it, they discontinued it.
Since then they all smell like fly spray to me. Now use Antonio Banderas.
Polo smells like horse sweat. If you want to sell some thing either get it banned or put a ridiculous price on it.
As a young upwardly horny guy I went through the O... (
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Addendum: When courting, I was just reminded, that what she loved when I fronted up, was Avon Windjammer & Listerine. I was all scrubbed up to impress. It worked then but nothing would now.
taz wrote:
A good bar of soap, clean socks, abstinence from all addictive habits, regular weight training & exercise (get out of the recliner), practice communicating to relieve anal retention but most of all a BIG smile and pleasant personality. That's what GETS WOMEN. Like bees to honey. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I only smile if something is really funny and I've never been accused of having a pleasant personality, but I have the other attributes you mentioned and I've never had any difficulty in attracting women.
Try a good malt whisky. You can get a whole 700 ml (about 28 oz) bottle for much less than you would pay for some of these, and if it doesn't work you can use it to drown your sorrows!
Amen brother on the old Spice. I'm with my Grandkids.
coot
Loc: Evansville, IN.
You ever get up sleepy and try to brush your teeth with Brylcream?
Old Spice is the only thing that does it for this old lady. The ORIGINAL Old Spice, not those gussied-up ones they have now. Eee
www..........Sadly, the Spousal Unit doesn't wear it anymore. I guess I don't matter. *sigh*
AnnaZ wrote:
Old Spice is the only thing that does it for this old lady. The ORIGINAL Old Spice, not those gussied-up ones they have now. Eee
www..........Sadly, the Spousal Unit doesn't wear it anymore. I guess I don't matter. *sigh*
I love it, 'The Spousal Unit'. I've heard it said that once they've got ya, they don't have to worry any more. Ouch!
In nature it's the carrot on a stick to procreate. Often observed in the bird world. The winged type.
My spousal unit still likes me to splash a bit of smelly on if we're going out.
She's suspicious if we're not going out though. Alterior motive??
coot wrote:
You ever get up sleepy and try to brush your teeth with Brylcream?
Yes, back when I used that stuff. I'm glad to learn that I'm not the only one who has done that. :lol: Yuck :!:
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