Pizza parlor's church discount gives atheists indigestion
Aug 24, 2014 22:33:31 #
venturer9
Loc: Newton, Il.
dljen wrote:
I thought you were going to say deer meat, Mike. Mom told us years later after we all moved out that we'd been eating deer meat in bad winters when Dad's company was just starting out.
Well, I did hunt... BUT in the late 50s there WERE VERY FEW deer in Southern Illinois... In fact somewhere I have a Newton Press Mentor Front Page from 1956 that says..."large Doe Deer seen in Ste. Marie Bottoms" ie: VERY VERY UNUSUAL...lol...
My mom wouldn't cook a Rabbit or Squirrel because they looked like skinned babies (Her words) or Turtle or Frogs Legs because they twitched while they cooked.... So I actually became a pretty good cook myself when I wanted wild game...
Mike
Aug 24, 2014 22:55:04 #
Aug 26, 2014 21:19:29 #
phcaan wrote:
They are tasty!My cattle are a pretty rough bunch, they come by name and after my grand children visited, I went through 100 pounds of haycubes in 4 days, the cattle see little people, they come running.
Aug 26, 2014 21:22:19 #
venturer9 wrote:
Cute story, Mike. How did Duke your German Shepherd taste?When My Step Dad Married My mom, we moved to a little farm he owned. He told us kids...you can make pets of anything, but remember this .... one day we will eat them..
That was ok... BUT then he began to raise registered Black Angus...... Wanna guess what kind of beef we ate... I'll give you a clue, it wasn't Registered Black Angus.... in fact who knows what it was,,, came from the Butcher.... haha
Mike
That was ok... BUT then he began to raise registered Black Angus...... Wanna guess what kind of beef we ate... I'll give you a clue, it wasn't Registered Black Angus.... in fact who knows what it was,,, came from the Butcher.... haha
Mike
Aug 26, 2014 21:26:04 #
If any atheists come to our church, we don't require them to participate in the offering. They can attend totally free!
In fact, we'll even give them a free Bible and a free meal ... maybe even two or three.
In fact, we'll even give them a free Bible and a free meal ... maybe even two or three.
Aug 26, 2014 22:33:56 #
SpeedyWilson wrote:
If any atheists come to our church, we don't require them to participate in the offering. They can attend totally free!
In fact, we'll even give them a free Bible and a free meal ... maybe even two or three.
In fact, we'll even give them a free Bible and a free meal ... maybe even two or three.
Ah, Speedy, better get your lawyer on retainer, those dinners will be the next law suite because you forced food onto the unbelievers.
Aug 26, 2014 22:43:00 #
venturer9
Loc: Newton, Il.
magicray wrote:
Cute story, Mike. How did Duke your German Shepherd taste?
Well it was a Cocker Spaniel and he was tough as shoe leather..
Mike
Aug 26, 2014 22:45:47 #
Aug 26, 2014 22:48:08 #
SpeedyWilson wrote:
Speedy, that sounds great! A wafer of unleavened bread, a sip of wine and a doorstop. I'll be right over. lolIf any atheists come to our church, we don't require them to participate in the offering. They can attend totally free!
In fact, we'll even give them a free Bible and a free meal ... maybe even two or three.
In fact, we'll even give them a free Bible and a free meal ... maybe even two or three.
Aug 26, 2014 23:04:35 #
magicray wrote:
Speedy, that sounds great! A wafer of unleavened bread, a sip of wine and a doorstop. I'll be right over. lol
A doorstop! LOL, Ray! :)
Aug 27, 2014 08:30:06 #
Well, I was thinking about a good home-cooked meal, or a trip to a local restaurant.
Using a Bible as a doorstop might be a good idea ... you'll always know where it's at, just in case you feel inclined to read it. After all, a Bible is made the same way as any other book, and has no magic powers. It's the words between the covers that make a difference in a person's life ... opening the gates of heaven, and preventing a person from entering the gates of hell.
"Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path."
~Psalm 119:105
Using a Bible as a doorstop might be a good idea ... you'll always know where it's at, just in case you feel inclined to read it. After all, a Bible is made the same way as any other book, and has no magic powers. It's the words between the covers that make a difference in a person's life ... opening the gates of heaven, and preventing a person from entering the gates of hell.
"Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path."
~Psalm 119:105
Aug 27, 2014 09:57:23 #
It's called marketing. Coupons have always been used to lure in customers. No one ever has to PROVE the character behind the coupon to use it. And to get a percentage off your meal to pray in public? I know a few cheap atheist's that would do it in a heartbeat.
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