Imagine that ! It's about the same way I feel about "fence straddling" ...........(Uh.....what do you get when "cross" a "dirt bag" with an "ass hole"?) A "middle-of the-road" ass hole"..... or maybe a "left-right dirt bag ass hole" that can't make up his mind?
Now that we're fully cognizant of "what you can't stand".......perhaps you'd like to expand on your "feelings" about "ancient pornagraphic cave art" ?

Gitzo...It's not "fence straddling" but Americans of different political beliefs successfully working their differences out together for more than 200 years until left-wing dirt bags and your fellow Rush Limbaugh ditto-heads came along.
We've seen your kind before...in the Balkans...in Africa, in Nazi Germany, in Stalin's Soviet Union, in North Korea and in every other part of the world where they have turned nations into shit hole or worse yet, into grave yards.
You don't like the government here pal?
Then take fatso Limbaugh and the lefty dirt bags with you and move to Somalia where there's little or no government...where no one pays taxes and everybody has lots of weapons, including the roving bands running through the night with .50 caliber machine guns.
See ya.

I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct.
The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful"options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership. Damn guy had no sense of humor.
mugwhump...If you want to post something that you actually experienced try to keep it original.
That old truck tale has been around the web for years.
It's also a stupid joke since no car salesman would ever be dumb enough to wear any sort of political button.
Here's your same joke from over 3 years ago...see link:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81063313/