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Aug 26, 2013 21:57:16   #
mugwhump Loc: San Diego CA
 
I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct.

The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful"options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.


Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership. Damn guy had no sense of humor.

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Aug 26, 2013 22:06:34   #
tramsey Loc: Texas
 
I wonder what they have at the Ford Dealership? :?

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Aug 26, 2013 22:15:08   #
MT Shooter Loc: Montana
 
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Aug 26, 2013 22:15:11   #
Gitzo Loc: Indiana
 
mugwhump wrote:
I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct.

The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful"options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.


Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.

Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.

I had to walk back to the dealership. Damn guy had no sense of humor.
I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, ... (show quote)



Mugwhump, that's the best joke all month! ( LMAO ) (ditto the wife)

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Aug 26, 2013 22:23:50   #
mugwhump Loc: San Diego CA
 
Gitzo UH wrote:
Mugwhump, that's the best joke all month! ( LMAO ) (ditto the wife)


Thanks, my wife sent it to me from her computer in the next room.

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Aug 26, 2013 22:24:51   #
mugwhump Loc: San Diego CA
 
Gitzo UH wrote:
Mugwhump, that's the best joke all month! ( LMAO ) (ditto the wife)


Check out New Fragrance that I just posted

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Aug 26, 2013 22:37:55   #
DaDiCarr Loc: Margate, FL
 
Great joke, You got me laughing for good. I will look at your post too.

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Aug 27, 2013 10:35:29   #
bw3 Loc: Vermillion, SD
 
No sense of humor and too dumb to recognize what's really happening

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Aug 27, 2013 11:43:14   #
matt thomas
 
[quote=mugwhump]I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct.
The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful"options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership. Damn guy had no sense of humor.
mugwhump...If you want to post something that you actually experienced try to keep it original.
That old truck tale has been around the web for years.
It's also a stupid joke since no car salesman would ever be dumb enough to wear any sort of political button.
Here's your same joke from over 3 years ago...see link:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81063313/

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Aug 27, 2013 12:02:29   #
HEART Loc: God's Country - COLORADO
 
[quote=matt thomas]
mugwhump wrote:
I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct.
The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful"options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership. Damn guy had no sense of humor.
mugwhump...If you want to post something that you actually experienced try to keep it original.
That old truck tale has been around the web for years.
It's also a stupid joke since no car salesman would ever be dumb enough to wear any sort of political button.
Here's your same joke from over 3 years ago...see link:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81063313/
I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, ... (show quote)


And it'll still be funny long after he's out of office.

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Aug 27, 2013 14:55:18   #
mugwhump Loc: San Diego CA
 
[quote=matt thomas]
mugwhump wrote:
I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct.
The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful"options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership. Damn guy had no sense of humor.
mugwhump...If you want to post something that you actually experienced try to keep it original.
That old truck tale has been around the web for years.
It's also a stupid joke since no car salesman would ever be dumb enough to wear any sort of political button.
Here's your same joke from over 3 years ago...see link:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81063313/
I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, ... (show quote)

I didn't write it, it was sent to me ...just passing it on! It's just a joke chill!

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Aug 28, 2013 01:30:51   #
Gitzo Loc: Indiana
 
[quote=matt thomas]
mugwhump wrote:
I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct.
The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful"options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership. Damn guy had no sense of humor.
mugwhump...If you want to post something that you actually experienced try to keep it original.
That old truck tale has been around the web for years.
It's also a stupid joke since no car salesman would ever be dumb enough to wear any sort of political button.
Here's your same joke from over 3 years ago...see link:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81063313/
I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, ... (show quote)



Anothder thin-skinned liberal gets his feelings hurt!

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Aug 28, 2013 01:35:21   #
mugwhump Loc: San Diego CA
 
[quote=matt thomas]
mugwhump wrote:
I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct.
The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful"options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership. Damn guy had no sense of humor.
mugwhump...If you want to post something that you actually experienced try to keep it original.
That old truck tale has been around the web for years.
It's also a stupid joke since no car salesman would ever be dumb enough to wear any sort of political button.
Here's your same joke from over 3 years ago...see link:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81063313/
I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, ... (show quote)

So What
:thumbdown:

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Aug 28, 2013 03:31:51   #
Bruce with a Canon Loc: Islip
 
funny 3 years ago, funny now, and it will be funny tomorrow

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Aug 28, 2013 12:14:20   #
matt thomas
 
Gitzo UH wrote:
Anothder thin-skinned liberal gets his feelings hurt!

Mugwhump's word that he was just passing the joke on is good enough and he also didn't piss on me.
And BTW I'm not a liberal but right down the middle...can't stand left-wing dirt bags or right-wing ass holes.

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