Barack Obama is making a run at being the Pope, calling on the College of Cardinals for equality for all. Obama firmly believes that it is time for a non-Catholic to occupy the Vatican's highest office in the interest of fairness.

Similar to his Hawaiian birth certificate, Obama states that his staff has found an Italian birth certificate proving that he was really born in Rome. He stated that those other documents were simply used to get into college as a foreign student, but the Italian certificate is the real McCoy.

Obama also told his staff that he could easily buy a handful of Cardlinals, and they would be much cheaper than his buy of 10 million votes in Michigan.

Hi All,

I'm on the back nine of my working years. My plan is to leave the NYC area and get a place in North Conway, NH (Area) and one in Hilton Head/Savannah (Area). I've been working on selling my wife on the idea, we've been to NH several times and she likes it. now I'm starting the sales pitchon Hilton Head/Savannah as a winter spot.

That is where all of you come in. Anyone who has photos from any of these locations that will help convince her that these are fantastic places to spend our retirement years please post them. We will be in our mid-50's so still plenty young to get out and enjoy ourselves. Help me show her how good life can be.

I too, look forward to seeing what you've got.

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter
and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?".

Without skipping a beat she said, "It's President's Day!".

She's smart, so I asked her "What does President's Day mean?".

I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps
out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have
4 more years of Bull Shit."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.