Obama wants to be the Pope
Feb 28, 2013 13:45:20 #
Barack Obama is making a run at being the Pope, calling on the College of Cardinals for equality for all. Obama firmly believes that it is time for a non-Catholic to occupy the Vatican's highest office in the interest of fairness.
Similar to his Hawaiian birth certificate, Obama states that his staff has found an Italian birth certificate proving that he was really born in Rome. He stated that those other documents were simply used to get into college as a foreign student, but the Italian certificate is the real McCoy.
Obama also told his staff that he could easily buy a handful of Cardlinals, and they would be much cheaper than his buy of 10 million votes in Michigan.
Similar to his Hawaiian birth certificate, Obama states that his staff has found an Italian birth certificate proving that he was really born in Rome. He stated that those other documents were simply used to get into college as a foreign student, but the Italian certificate is the real McCoy.
Obama also told his staff that he could easily buy a handful of Cardlinals, and they would be much cheaper than his buy of 10 million votes in Michigan.
Feb 28, 2013 13:56:08 #
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Feb 28, 2013 14:14:07 #
tlbuljac wrote:
truer words have yet to be spoken
First time in my life I had a Retired Moose Psycologist agree with me. Puts a smile on my face today.
Feb 28, 2013 14:57:38 #
We can call him "The Entitlement Pope" food stamps and welfare for all Catholics!
Feb 28, 2013 15:25:21 #
No way, you guys! Jerry Sandusky was gonna be Pope, but he ran into some bumps in the road...
Feb 28, 2013 18:01:00 #
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Feb 28, 2013 19:12:14 #
travelwp wrote:
You might be on to something here... If he becomes Pope and declares all us Catholics illegal aliens (which he will probably do anyway) then we'll be eligible for food stamps and welfare!Barack Obama is making a run at being the Pope, ca... (show quote)
Feb 28, 2013 19:15:38 #
Bruce with a Canon wrote:
No, he's Hawaiian...I think!I thopuight O'Bama was IRISH!
Feb 28, 2013 19:16:55 #
travelwp wrote:
Barack Obama is making a run at being the Pope, ca... (show quote)
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Mar 1, 2013 00:01:20 #
tlbuljac wrote:
truer words have yet to be spoken
This is about as true as that book those wacky christians follow.
Mar 1, 2013 00:08:02 #
He could be Pope and president too, but it wouldn't leave much time for golf.
Mar 1, 2013 00:10:20 #
Mar 1, 2013 05:27:18 #
Kalskag2 wrote:
Obama is our President for another four years. Get over it.
And another thing for the whingers to chew is that More than half the nation thinks he's OK. The minor half are Hoggers & whine like crazy. I agree. Suck it up guys.
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