GENorkus wrote:
My part time work is with retailing and you hear some crazy things from customers like I heard today while restocking shelves.
I turned towards an attractive lady about in her mid twenties.
(Start of joke)
Her:
"Sir, I'd like a screw. Four actually." (slight pause from her, then...) "They have to be self drilling."
(End of joke.)
It's a good thing I didn't hint about the humor of what she said. I might have been fired!