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Mar 31, 2024 14:12:51   #
Great series of an exceptional place.

If you have the chance, when the weather is better, I highly recommend going back and shooting in the garden at night. If you approve I will gladly share an example with you.
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Mar 29, 2024 14:05:10   #
As a very young lad, I traveled many of the old highways and by-ways of the USA with my folks.
I became acquainted with a slight variation of these limericks.
Most were obtained on the walls of truck stop restrooms and the like.
Still, they were excellent works of poetry showing insight to a different view of everyday life.

Many probably most inappropriate to print here.
A number of authors have made it a point to preserve much of this in a few books for all times sake.
One is available on Amazon. For example:

There was a young man from Grants Pass,
Whose balls were made out of brass.
When they tinkled together,
They played โ€œStormy Weather,โ€
and lightning shot out from his A$$.

A few years ago I saw a guy wearing a 'T' shirt that stated,

"I am the Man from Nantucket !!"
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Mar 28, 2024 14:35:47   #
riderxlx wrote:
From my experience there is usually a simple problem and fix, we just have to find it.
bruce
In the IT computer world it is referred to as PEBKAC.

"Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair."
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Mar 28, 2024 14:15:51   #
markngolf wrote:
Most of Jerry's conflicts with his computers are very strange !! If I had as many conflicts as Jerry, I'd have to hire a full time tech support service! Maybe hire, Jerry!!
Mark
Very astute observation Mark.
One of the first things I learned in troubleshooting was isolating various odd occurrences.
Then try to determine if there was a common denominator !!
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Mar 26, 2024 15:33:59   #
Some great Dodger history here.


On September 9, 1965, I was at Dodger Stadium with my soon to be wife to enjoy an afternoon of baseball.
I had no idea that I was about to witness history.
Lou Johnson scored the only run in that game but that was not what made history.

It was the game that Sandy Koufax pitched his perfect game.
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Mar 26, 2024 02:59:50   #
AirWalter wrote:
Remember Guys, when you see this mess in the bathroom, "She is just trying to look nice for you'. Most of you are in good shape now with your. soulmate, but remember how empty and silence that home will sound like if her health fails and she is gone. I'm just about 1 & 1/2 months away from 10 years in an empty silent home thanks to cancer twice, and it's horrible - - - - - - - makes you talk to yourself and you will think about talking to a Doctor to help you get out of this misery. You will get up in the morning and clean the liter box, then make breakfast for yourself and the cat or dog, and then set down with your breakfast and turn the tv on while you are eating and watching "Hallmark Movies", and wonder how do these people always have such wonderful lifes with their beautiful soulmate - - - - - then you wonder why some of them actually make you start the day crying because of memories. Do you still surprise her with some flowers when you come home, and take her out to eat to give her a break, and hold her hand when you go out for an evening walk. How many of you think I'm nuts now?
Remember Guys, when you see this mess in the bathr... (show quote)
Obviously this post was done as lighthearted humor about the differences between the sexes.

You, on the other hand, are coming from a much different place.
A place that I and some of us here have been or are currently in.

I lost a wife to her lifelong battle with diabetes. I have wallowed where you are not being able to see a light at the end of the tunnel nor a reason to look for it or go on.

We all grieve at different rates and it takes longer for some of us than others.
Hopefully you will reach a place where you realize that living as a shut-in is not what she would have wanted for you. Start to do things you would have done together and try to do them with a friend once in a while.
When you open your door and your heart you will find that you do have a future.

My counselor really helped me when he explained that life is a journey. We are all on it for some period of time.
He explained that my wife and I had 15 great years together. That was her time and mine was to continue on with new life experiences. No, it did not make any sense at the time but he told me to just keep on keeping on, and it will get better. He gave me a card that said,

"Love makes Time pass,
Time makes Love pass."

You never stop loving them. Let them be your guiding light out of the dark to the next chapter in your life.
I was able to do that and my new wife and I have been together for 36 years.

I truly feel for you. All the best.
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Mar 25, 2024 16:34:39   #
ken_stern wrote:
Reservations!!! --- Your Mother had smart children --
The motel we normally stay at could only give us one night--
Soo we stayed @ Hotel Hell and signed up for 3 nights stayed for a long 1. night --

Found another place
We stay here when we go to Death Valley.
It is NOT a 5 star motel, maybe a 2 on a good day.
But it is full of history and tolerable for the price.
A drive into Pahrump will get you good food and gas much cheaper.
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Mar 25, 2024 15:20:43   #
jerold222 wrote:
Sorry ladies but it is funny!!!!!!
WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE
THESE ARE OUR RULES!
... PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!
1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..
1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.
1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.
1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.
1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...
PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH...๐Ÿ˜‚
PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!....๐Ÿ˜‰
Sorry ladies but it is funny!!!!!! br WE ALWAYS HE... (show quote)
Your second number 1 reminded me of this one.


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Mar 25, 2024 14:34:12   #
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Mar 24, 2024 14:35:16   #
A State Trooper pulled this same farm hand over and and asked him,

"You got any ID, Boy?"

He thinks for a moment and says,

" 'Bout what?"
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Mar 24, 2024 14:12:33   #
Only Cat people truly get it.
An old classic but I laugh every time I see it.
Thanks for posting it.

Note: "NEVER hold a cat & a Dustbuster at the same time !!"
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Mar 23, 2024 15:27:19   #
jerryc41 wrote:
With a truck that large, I'd have a better camper.
Very true. Up there you use what you've got.
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Mar 23, 2024 15:07:14   #
BebuLamar wrote:
I just reinstalled Windows 7 on one of my computer. It works fine but internet explorer doesn't work. How do I get browse the web using Windows 7?
I am am presuming the IE version is what came packed in the Win7 load.
The following should work regardless of your browser choice.|

Go to 'Control Panel'; 'Internet Options'; Select the 'Connections' Tab.
If you are on a 'LAN'; click 'LAN' & select 'Automatically detect settings'.

If not on a LAN, Click 'Setup'. It is supposed to walk you through the process.

Either way, refresh the page or close your browser and reopen it.

Hopefully this will get you connected.
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Mar 23, 2024 14:49:26   #
Lenfagen wrote:
Thanks for help, I am dealing with a fractured humerus and having to type left handed. I make some errorsc when ding this.

"...a fractured humerus..."
I'll bet that's not the least bit funny either.
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Mar 23, 2024 14:41:24   #
Good shots. People who have never seen one don't realize how big they are.
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