DIRTY HARRY Loc: Hartland, Michigan

Broken Leg

"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.

"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."

"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."

"Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.



I said, 'No, everything is fine.'



'Are you sure?' she asked.



'I'm sure,' I said.



'Isn't there anything I can do for you?' she wanted to know.



'I reckon not,' I replied.

"Excuse me," said the doctor. "What does this story have to do with your leg?"

"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

BBurns Loc: South Bay, California

A State Trooper pulled this same farm hand over and and asked him,

"You got any ID, Boy?"

He thinks for a moment and says,

" 'Bout what?"

theaverlo Loc: Iowa