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Apr 25, 2015 23:12:38   #
Maybe they can barter and trade genitals.
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Apr 25, 2015 23:10:46   #
bcheary wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-DkyMXTo5Q

We owe a great debt of gratitude to all those veterans of the Vietnam War.
Two of my favorite groups. CCR and the troops.

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Apr 25, 2015 23:08:32   #
ArtzDarkroom wrote:
Tex,

Where may I buy some of your salsa?
Be careful. His last customer was the Cross Pointe Free Will Baptist Church potluck dinner.
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Apr 25, 2015 23:03:31   #
Just checkin' in to see if you were talkin' about me. Sorry.
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Apr 25, 2015 22:51:32   #
Sad. God has to sharpen his pencil.
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Apr 25, 2015 22:48:39   #
I'm for a class action suit against all politicians.
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Apr 25, 2015 22:44:09   #
Thanks Steve for that colorful mental image right after dinner.
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Apr 25, 2015 22:40:08   #
The GOP will not support ANYONE named BRUCE!
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Apr 25, 2015 22:36:16   #
soba1 wrote:
Stepdad


"I'm My Own Grandpa"

Now, many many years ago
When I was twenty three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be

This widow had a grown-up daughter
Had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
My daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife

To complicate the matters
Even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad

For if he was my uncle
That also made him the brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
That kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because, she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa

Now, if my wife is my grandmother
Then, I am her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As the husband of my grandmother
I am my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa

- Willie Nelson
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Apr 25, 2015 22:32:59   #
Great! Now I can file for disability benefits! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Apr 25, 2015 22:25:19   #
Bangee posted....

18 For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh) nothing good dwells; for to will is present with me, but how to perform what is good I do not find.

24 O wretched man that I am! Who will deliver me from this body of death?


Bangee, I recommend the following reading assignment. You must have scared the hell out of your children before they reached the age of reason.


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Apr 25, 2015 22:16:42   #
Bangee5 wrote:
If we must keep the Law then Christ death was in vain for it is through the death of Jesus that the Law was fulfilled. Must we crucify Christ daily for the repentance of our sins.

Romans 7:1-25 (NKJV)
1 Or do you not know, brethren (for I speak to those who know the law), that the law has dominion over a man as long as he lives?
2 For the woman who has a husband is bound by the law to her husband as long as he lives. But if the husband dies, she is released from the law of her husband.
3 So then if, while her husband lives, she marries another man, she will be called an adulteress; but if her husband dies, she is free from that law, so that she is no adulteress, though she has married another man.
4 Therefore, my brethren, you also have become dead to the law through the body of Christ, that you may be married to another--to Him who was raised from the dead, that we should bear fruit to God.
5 For when we were in the flesh, the sinful passions which were aroused by the law were at work in our members to bear fruit to death.
6 But now we have been delivered from the law, having died to what we were held by, so that we should serve in the newness of the Spirit and not in the oldness of the letter.
7 What shall we say then? Is the law sin? Certainly not! On the contrary, I would not have known sin except through the law. For I would not have known covetousness unless the law had said, "You shall not covet."
8 But sin, taking opportunity by the commandment, produced in me all manner of evil desire. For apart from the law sin was dead.
9 I was alive once without the law, but when the commandment came, sin revived and I died.
10 And the commandment, which was to bring life, I found to bring death.
11 For sin, taking occasion by the commandment, deceived me, and by it killed me.
12 Therefore the law is holy, and the commandment holy and just and good.
13 Has then what is good become death to me? Certainly not! But sin, that it might appear sin, was producing death in me through what is good, so that sin through the commandment might become exceedingly sinful.
14 For we know that the law is spiritual, but I am carnal, sold under sin.
15 For what I am doing, I do not understand. For what I will to do, that I do not practice; but what I hate, that I do.
16 If, then, I do what I will not to do, I agree with the law that it is good.
17 But now, it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells in me.
18 For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh) nothing good dwells; for to will is present with me, but how to perform what is good I do not find.
19 For the good that I will to do, I do not do; but the evil I will not to do, that I practice.
20 Now if I do what I will not to do, it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells in me.
21 I find then a law, that evil is present with me, the one who wills to do good.
22 For I delight in the law of God according to the inward man.
23 But I see another law in my members, warring against the law of my mind, and bringing me into captivity to the law of sin which is in my members.
24 O wretched man that I am! Who will deliver me from this body of death?
25 I thank God--through Jesus Christ our Lord! So then, with the mind I myself serve the law of God, but with the flesh the law of sin.
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Apr 25, 2015 22:12:25   #
Racmanaz wrote:
Atheism is one of the newest religions invented by lunatics to deny God.
lol Whatever you say, Rac.

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Apr 25, 2015 22:11:22   #
Racmanaz wrote:
TROLL ALERT!!!!
lol
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Apr 25, 2015 22:05:45   #
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