Bunko.T Loc: Western Australia.

Joke:
There was a bus crash carrying nuns to a convention & all were killed.
Fronting up to the pearly gates, St Peter informed them they have to answer a question before admission.
The first one, Sister Sarah fronts St Pete. He asks: Have you ever had anything to do with a Penis???
To which she answers: Oh dear, When i worked as a nursing aid in St Johns Hospital, i accidentally saw a man patients Penis.
St Pete said: That’s ok child, Bathe your eyes in this Holey Water & you can enter Heaven.
Next up Sister Veronica is asked the same question. Have you had anything to do with a Penis?
My goodness yes. I too worked at St Johns Hospital & had to wash an old man Patient & i had to wash his nether regions, thus touching his Penis. But only very briefly!
Well, That’s not too bad, child, Wash your hands in this holey Water & you can enter the kingdom of Heaven.

Suddenly from the back of the line up, came a bustling sister Francesca, panting & puffing, to the front.
St Peter was surprised & asked her what was her rush to enter heaven???
With quite a red face, she said: If i have to Gargle in that Holey Water, I want to do it before Mother Mary has to
wash her arse in it!!!

J-SPEIGHT Loc: Akron, Ohio

LMAO.

OviedoPhotos

ROTFLMAO

Delderby Loc: Derby UK

I suppose if sister Canikon had taken a photo she would have had to dip her camera in the water.

fourg1b2006 Loc: Long Island New York

Thanks for the morning laugh.

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

lol...

Dan Downie Loc: Rochester, NY

Mr. SONY Loc: LI, NY

Thanks for the laugh. :-)

DragonsLady Loc: Los Alamos, NM

I think you might end up in the basement! Hilarious.

ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas

LOL, hilarious, thanks for the laugh Bunko.

ricardo7 Loc: Washington, DC - Santiago, Chile

Should have been priests instead of nuns.

Tikva Loc: Waukesha, WI

Way too funny. LOL.

SharpShooter Loc: NorCal

Bunko, that was hilarious!!!
If these nuns had worked in the Attic, they would be safe, as the conservative men in the Attic DON’T HAVE penises!!!!
SS

Mr. SONY Loc: LI, NY

I hope the OP doesn't mind.
You want priests? You got priests.


There was a bus crash carrying priests to a convention & all were killed.
Fronting up to the pearly gates, St Peter informed them they have to answer a question before admission.

The first one, Father Bob fronts St Pete.
He asks: Have you ever had anything to do with a Penis???
To which he answers:
Oh NO,
But when I worked as a nursing aid in St Johns Hospital, I accidentally saw a man patients Penis.
St Pete said: That’s OK child. Bathe your eyes in this Holey Water & you can enter Heaven.

Next up Father Steve was asked the same question.
Have you had anything to do with a Penis?
My goodness yes.
I too worked at St Johns Hospital & had to wash an old man Patient & I had to wash his nether regions,
thus touching his Penis. But only very briefly!
Well, That’s not too bad, child.
Wash your hands in this Holy Water & you can enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Suddenly from the back of the line up, came a bustling Father Francis, panting & puffing, to the front.
St Peter was surprised & asked him what was his rush to enter Heaven???
With quite a red face, he said:
If I have to gargle in that Holy Water, I want to do it before Father Mike has to wash his arse in it!!!