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Mar 17, 2018 05:53:21   #
Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.
 
Good one Bunko. Thanks.

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Mar 17, 2018 08:11:36   #
Bunko.T Loc: Western Australia.
 
Mr. SONY wrote:
I hope the OP doesn't mind.
You want priests? You got priests.


There was a bus crash carrying priests to a convention & all were killed.
Fronting up to the pearly gates, St Peter informed them they have to answer a question before admission.

The first one, Father Bob fronts St Pete.
He asks: Have you ever had anything to do with a Penis???
To which he answers: (XXX: YES SILLY, I HAVE ONE). DETRACTS A LITTLE FROM THE NUN SCENARIO??? "Edit"
WHAT EVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT???
Oh NO,
But when I worked as a nursing aid in St Johns Hospital, I accidentally saw a man patients Penis.
St Pete said: That’s OK child. Bathe your eyes in this Holey Water & you can enter Heaven.

Next up Father Steve was asked the same question.
Have you had anything to do with a Penis?
My goodness yes.
I too worked at St Johns Hospital & had to wash an old man Patient & I had to wash his nether regions,
thus touching his Penis. But only very briefly!
Well, That’s not too bad, child.
Wash your hands in this Holy Water & you can enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Suddenly from the back of the line up, came a bustling Father Francis, panting & puffing, to the front.
St Peter was surprised & asked him what was his rush to enter Heaven???
With quite a red face, he said:
If I have to gargle in that Holy Water, I want to do it before Father Mike has to wash his arse in it!!!
I hope the OP doesn't mind. br You want priests? Y... (show quote)

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Mar 17, 2018 11:40:37   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
SharpShooter wrote:
Bunko, that was hilarious!!!
If these nuns had worked in the Attic, they would be safe, as the conservative men in the Attic DON’T HAVE penises!!!!
SS




They must have, they screw the Old Bitch Hillary didn't they?

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Mar 17, 2018 12:33:16   #
travelwp Loc: New Jersey
 
ricardo7 wrote:
Should have been priests instead of nuns.


That would require a lot of holy water........

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Mar 17, 2018 12:48:28   #
SharpShooter Loc: NorCal
 
FRENCHY wrote:
They must have, they screw the Old Bitch Hillary didn't they?


Sorry old chap, but YOU just screwed your neighbors German Sheppard, HE was wearing a Hillary MASK!!!
SS

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Mar 17, 2018 13:50:29   #
BBurns Loc: South Bay, California
 
That's funny. Always loved that story. It was 'Our Lady of Great Agony"

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Mar 17, 2018 13:52:04   #
pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"
 
FRENCHY wrote:
They must have, they screw the Old Bitch Hillary didn't they?


Should have known ShitShooter would be interested in any conversation involving a penis.

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Mar 17, 2018 15:30:43   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
SharpShooter wrote:
Sorry old chap, but YOU just screwed your neighbors German Sheppard, HE was wearing a Hillary MASK!!!
SS




So, she's a dike

And you guys a blind foil, you didn't see anything coming your way.


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Mar 17, 2018 15:31:39   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
pounder35 wrote:
Should have known ShitShooter would be interested in any conversation involving a penis.



You're right, forget about it

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Mar 17, 2018 18:55:23   #
47greyfox Loc: on the edge of the Colorado front range
 
Hmm, who can I share this with and still remain on their good side. (no pun intended) :-)

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Mar 17, 2018 20:08:41   #
mwalsh Loc: Houston
 
Mr. SONY wrote:
I hope the OP doesn't mind.
You want priests? You got priests.


There was a bus crash carrying priests to a convention & all were killed.
Fronting up to the pearly gates, St Peter informed them they have to answer a question before admission.

The first one, Father Bob fronts St Pete.
He asks: Have you ever had anything to do with a Penis???
To which he answers:
Oh NO,
But when I worked as a nursing aid in St Johns Hospital, I accidentally saw a man patients Penis.
St Pete said: That’s OK child. Bathe your eyes in this Holey Water & you can enter Heaven.

Next up Father Steve was asked the same question.
Have you had anything to do with a Penis?
My goodness yes.
I too worked at St Johns Hospital & had to wash an old man Patient & I had to wash his nether regions,
thus touching his Penis. But only very briefly!
Well, That’s not too bad, child.
Wash your hands in this Holy Water & you can enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Suddenly from the back of the line up, came a bustling Father Francis, panting & puffing, to the front.
St Peter was surprised & asked him what was his rush to enter Heaven???
With quite a red face, he said:
If I have to gargle in that Holy Water, I want to do it before Father Mike has to wash his arse in it!!!
I hope the OP doesn't mind. br You want priests? Y... (show quote)



Well, at least the original was funny!



The first priest likely answered, "Why yes, I pissed through one several times daily whilst incarnate..."

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Mar 17, 2018 20:10:37   #
pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"
 
SharpShooter wrote:
Sorry old chap, but YOU just screwed your neighbors German Sheppard, HE was wearing a Hillary MASK!!!
SS


Hillary is also a dog. A female dog also known as a "bitch". The dog you refer to is a German "Shepherd" not "Sheppard". That Berkeley education is showing again. Did you attend classes there or just clean the hallways and restrooms?

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Mar 17, 2018 20:51:32   #
wilpharm Loc: Oklahoma
 
pounder35 wrote:
Should have known ShitShooter would be interested in any conversation involving a penis.


its a race between him & keenan to get to the penis first....

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Mar 17, 2018 23:55:31   #
pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"
 
wilpharm wrote:
its a race between him & keenan to get to the penis first....


If there's a tie I guess they flip a coin to see who gets the weenie first. Just a couple of California fruits. I'm sure they're also Pelosi fans.

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Mar 18, 2018 00:12:27   #
Keenan Loc: Central Coast California
 
pounder35 wrote:
If there's a tie I guess they flip a coin to see who gets the weenie first. Just a couple of California fruits. I'm sure they're also Pelosi fans.


You and your buddy's weird creepy sexual frustration and obsession is showing again. Why don't you two kill 2 birds with one stone and go get a room together? It's a win win win. Both of you can take care each other's your sexual frustrations, and the rest of the forum won't have to hear anymore about your disgusting sexual obsession and frustrations anymore after we've had to hear you whine about it on a daily basis for years. You guys don't live that far from each other. Just a few hours' drive. Even better, you can "meet in the middle".

Don't worry about reporting back and letting the forum know how it went. I'm sure most here would be just fine with you and your fellow sexually frustrated winger bud keeping it as your little secret.

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