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Jul 9, 2013 11:11:32   #
VHD-Tex Loc: Mc Allen Tx.
 
DennisK wrote:
Now wouldn't you just be proud as heck to proclaim that you're from Ding Dong,Texas? :)


Dennisk-- Could that be any worse then Pickle City. He He

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Jul 9, 2013 11:14:36   #
VHD-Tex Loc: Mc Allen Tx.
 
Bruce with a Canon wrote:
Cut Alaska in half and Texas could be the THIRD largest state.

OOPS


Bruce-- Now who would want to do that.

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Jul 9, 2013 11:19:05   #
Down Home Loc: Anywhere, Now, SE TEXAS
 
VHD-Tex wrote:
Down Home-- You nailed it.Glad you liked the post.




:mrgreen: Yes. The one, there are others too, thing I miss here in TX, is the 4 Seasons. No, not the singing group, the weather. On the E Coast, there were 4. I find that in TX there are only 2:

Green or Brown
Wet or Dry
Hot or Cold
Calm or Windy

Sometimes, we have them ALL within a 24 hour period too. :mrgreen:

Down Home :thumbup:

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Jul 9, 2013 11:19:41   #
wilpharm Loc: Oklahoma
 
VHD-Tex wrote:
Tibuljac-- Not all of us in Texas have shoes. Oh Oh, I just stepped in it. By the way, people from OK. have many things in common with Texas I have been told. I can't think of even one at the moment.


heard recently of a new one-half inch water line running from Oklahoma to Texas....seems small but engineers assured that Texans
can suck as good as they can blow!!!!!

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Jul 9, 2013 11:25:24   #
VHD-Tex Loc: Mc Allen Tx.
 
wilpharm wrote:
heard recently of a new one-half inch water line running from Oklahoma to Texas....seems small but engineers assured that Texans
can suck as good as they can blow!!!!!


wllpharrm-- You know what, I hope your legs grow together. You guys from Okie are asking for it. Besides, you don't have any water in Oklahoma. " May a wild injun stick a lance --well you know where."

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Jul 9, 2013 11:33:27   #
wilpharm Loc: Oklahoma
 
VHD-Tex wrote:
wllpharrm-- You know what, I hope your legs grow together. You guys from Okie are asking for it. Besides, you don't have any water in Oklahoma. " May a wild injun stick a lance --well you know where."


No Mo wild injuns here....they gottum casinos now..gittin rich..
If you ever come into Gods COuntry (Oklahoma) from Dallas on I-35 there is HUGE casino just north of Texas state line..Would venture to say that 90% of cars there have Texas tags...
leaving mucho Texas dinero in Oklahoma..thanks..keep it up..we appreciate it..

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Jul 9, 2013 11:50:26   #
VHD-Tex Loc: Mc Allen Tx.
 
wilpharm wrote:
No Mo wild injuns here....they gottum casinos now..gittin rich..
If you ever come into Gods COuntry (Oklahoma) from Dallas on I-35 there is HUGE casino just north of Texas state line..Would venture to say that 90% of cars there have Texas tags...
leaving mucho Texas dinero in Oklahoma..thanks..keep it up..we appreciate it..


wilpharm-- Yes, I remember that casino. My Son and Granddaughter attended U. of Ok. in Norman. The family still has not gotten over it. Such a blight. Its a shame that you have to rely on a casino to boost your economy.

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Jul 9, 2013 12:00:37   #
UP-2-IT Loc: RED STICK, LA
 
VHD-Tex wrote:
Its been said that Texas has everything --well almost everything.

LOVER of THE SUN?-- There is Sun City Tx.-- Sunrise Tx.-- Sunset Tx.--Sundown Tx.-- Sunray Tx. -- Sunny Side Tx.

WANT SOMETHING TO EAT? There is -- Bacon, Tx. --Noodle, Tx. -- Oatmeal, Tx. -- Turkey, Tx. -- Trout, Tx. --Sugar Land Tx, --Salty, Tex. -- Rice, Tx. --Pearland, Tx. -- Orange, Tx. -- and my favorite, Sweetwater, Texas.

WHY TRAVEL TO OTHER CITIES? TEXAS HAS MANY OF THEM. There is Detroit, Tx. --Cleveland, Tx. --Colorado City, Tx. -- Denver City, Tx. -- Klondike, Tx. -- Pittsburg Tx. -- Newark, Tx. --Nevada, Tx. -- Memphis, Tx. -- Miami, Tx. -- Boston, Tx. -- Sante Fe, Tx. -- Tennessee Colony, Tx. -- Reno, Tx. --Pasadena, Tx. -- Columbus, Tx. -- Paradise, Tx. -- Rainbow, Tx. -- Sweet Home, Tx. -- Comfort, Tx. -- Friendship, Tx. and my favorite, Just Texas

NO NEED TO TRAVEL TO WASHINGTON DC. -- Whitehouse Tx.

WE HAVE A CITY NAMED AFTER OUR STATE --Texas City Tx.

EXHAUSTED? -- Energy, Tx.

COLD -- There is Winters Tx. and Blanket, Tx.

NEED OFFICE SUPPLIES? Staples, Tx.

WANT TO GO TO OUTER SPACE-- There is Venus, Tx. and Mars, Tx.

FOR THE KIDS--There is Kermit, Elmo, Nemo, Tarzan, Winnie and Sylvester, all in Texas.

CITIES TO MAKE YOU SMILE -- Frognot, Bigfoot, Hogeye, Cactus , Dime Box, Telephone, Telegraph, Whiteface and Twitty, all in Texas. My favorite, Happy Texas.

THE ANTI-AL GORE CITY --Kilgore, Texas.

AND HOW ABOUT-- Cut and shoot, Gun Barrel, Ding Dong, West and my favorite, Mule Shoe Texas.

Jeff Foxworthy said this about Texas: If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.

The State Mascot is the Armadillo. They always have four babies, one egg which splits into four, and they either have four males or four females. The State bird is the Mockingbird and the State flower is the Bluebonnet. State Prayer is " Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth" Amen!
Y'all git all that?
Its been said that Texas has everything --well alm... (show quote)


How about a dumbass for a Governor

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Jul 9, 2013 12:01:05   #
UP-2-IT Loc: RED STICK, LA
 
tlbuljac wrote:
and some (not all) Texans have fertilizer for brains


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jul 9, 2013 12:03:01   #
UP-2-IT Loc: RED STICK, LA
 
SteveR wrote:
Bruce.....Some Texans were just born here and had no voice in the matter....then there are Texans like me who are Texans By Choice!!


We don't hold it against you Steve, we understand. One gets up in years and the brain farts start and you do strange things.

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Jul 9, 2013 12:05:14   #
UP-2-IT Loc: RED STICK, LA
 
Bruce with a Canon wrote:
Steve, having lived in Austin ( where you go when you want to go to Texas) I knew many a wonderful Texans, and a plethora of conceited, obnoxious, unbearable transplants that wanted to be Texans SOOOOOOOOOOO BAD it was funny to watch.
I have Zero issues with anyone moving to Texas because they love it. I loved my years there, despite the 106 degrees and 99 percent humidididy.

I do not mean to infer all transplants are such, and If I did not make myself clear I apologize most profusely sir.

The "concrete cowboys" are the individuals to which I refer.

You have seen them I am sure, ALL HAT, NO cattle.
Walking down main street with chaps and a drovers coat.
FUNNY to watch.
Steve, having lived in Austin ( where you go when ... (show quote)


When I was there we called them "drugstore cowboys" the closest they came to a horse was the kind you put the quarter in the slot to ride.

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Jul 9, 2013 12:09:29   #
Mercer Loc: Houston, TX, USA
 
VHD-Tex wrote:
Its been said that Texas has everything --well almost everything.

LOVER of THE SUN?-- There is Sun City Tx.-- Sunrise Tx.-- Sunset Tx.--Sundown Tx.-- Sunray Tx. -- Sunny Side Tx.

WANT SOMETHING TO EAT? There is -- Bacon, Tx. --Noodle, Tx. -- Oatmeal, Tx. -- Turkey, Tx. -- Trout, Tx. --Sugar Land Tx, --Salty, Tex. -- Rice, Tx. --Pearland, Tx. -- Orange, Tx. -- and my favorite, Sweetwater, Texas.

WHY TRAVEL TO OTHER CITIES? TEXAS HAS MANY OF THEM. There is Detroit, Tx. --Cleveland, Tx. --Colorado City, Tx. -- Denver City, Tx. -- Klondike, Tx. -- Pittsburg Tx. -- Newark, Tx. --Nevada, Tx. -- Memphis, Tx. -- Miami, Tx. -- Boston, Tx. -- Sante Fe, Tx. -- Tennessee Colony, Tx. -- Reno, Tx. --Pasadena, Tx. -- Columbus, Tx. -- Paradise, Tx. -- Rainbow, Tx. -- Sweet Home, Tx. -- Comfort, Tx. -- Friendship, Tx. and my favorite, Just Texas

NO NEED TO TRAVEL TO WASHINGTON DC. -- Whitehouse Tx.

WE HAVE A CITY NAMED AFTER OUR STATE --Texas City Tx.

EXHAUSTED? -- Energy, Tx.

COLD -- There is Winters Tx. and Blanket, Tx.

NEED OFFICE SUPPLIES? Staples, Tx.

WANT TO GO TO OUTER SPACE-- There is Venus, Tx. and Mars, Tx.

FOR THE KIDS--There is Kermit, Elmo, Nemo, Tarzan, Winnie and Sylvester, all in Texas.

CITIES TO MAKE YOU SMILE -- Frognot, Bigfoot, Hogeye, Cactus , Dime Box, Telephone, Telegraph, Whiteface and Twitty, all in Texas. My favorite, Happy Texas.

THE ANTI-AL GORE CITY --Kilgore, Texas.

AND HOW ABOUT-- Cut and shoot, Gun Barrel, Ding Dong, West and my favorite, Mule Shoe Texas.

Jeff Foxworthy said this about Texas: If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.

The State Mascot is the Armadillo. They always have four babies, one egg which splits into four, and they either have four males or four females. The State bird is the Mockingbird and the State flower is the Bluebonnet. State Prayer is " Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth" Amen!
Y'all git all that?
Its been said that Texas has everything --well alm... (show quote)


How about "Mule Shoe, TX," and "Cut N' Shoot. TX?" Then, there's Winnie, pronounced by old-timers, "Weenie"... but maybe these don't qualify. :D

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Jul 9, 2013 12:57:22   #
yhtomit Loc: Port Land. Oregon
 
tlbuljac wrote:
and some (not all) Texans have fertilizer for brains


This can be be said about any state.Just a mean spirited post by somebody who thinks their better than the next person.YAWN.

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Jul 9, 2013 13:02:32   #
yhtomit Loc: Port Land. Oregon
 
UP-2-IT wrote:
How about a dumbass for a Governor


Yep that dumbass has the most vibrant economy of all states,save for that area around where they purport to make laws for us people.
You should be french kissing yourself that you got "Big Bobby" in your neck of the swamp.

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Jul 9, 2013 13:06:23   #
VHD-Tex Loc: Mc Allen Tx.
 
yhtomit wrote:
Yep that dumbass has the most vibrant economy of all states,save for that area around where they purport to make laws for us people.
You should be french kissing yourself that you got "Big Bobby" in your neck of the swamp.


Thanks yhtomit. I was beginning to think that I was alone in this.

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