Its been said that Texas has everything --well almost everything.
LOVER of THE SUN?-- There is Sun City Tx.-- Sunrise Tx.-- Sunset Tx.--Sundown Tx.-- Sunray Tx. -- Sunny Side Tx.
WANT SOMETHING TO EAT? There is -- Bacon, Tx. --Noodle, Tx. -- Oatmeal, Tx. -- Turkey, Tx. -- Trout, Tx. --Sugar Land Tx, --Salty, Tex. -- Rice, Tx. --Pearland, Tx. -- Orange, Tx. -- and my favorite, Sweetwater, Texas.
WHY TRAVEL TO OTHER CITIES? TEXAS HAS MANY OF THEM. There is Detroit, Tx. --Cleveland, Tx. --Colorado City, Tx. -- Denver City, Tx. -- Klondike, Tx. -- Pittsburg Tx. -- Newark, Tx. --Nevada, Tx. -- Memphis, Tx. -- Miami, Tx. -- Boston, Tx. -- Sante Fe, Tx. -- Tennessee Colony, Tx. -- Reno, Tx. --Pasadena, Tx. -- Columbus, Tx. -- Paradise, Tx. -- Rainbow, Tx. -- Sweet Home, Tx. -- Comfort, Tx. -- Friendship, Tx. and my favorite, Just Texas
NO NEED TO TRAVEL TO WASHINGTON DC. -- Whitehouse Tx.
WE HAVE A CITY NAMED AFTER OUR STATE --Texas City Tx.
EXHAUSTED? -- Energy, Tx.
COLD -- There is Winters Tx. and Blanket, Tx.
NEED OFFICE SUPPLIES? Staples, Tx.
WANT TO GO TO OUTER SPACE-- There is Venus, Tx. and Mars, Tx.
FOR THE KIDS--There is Kermit, Elmo, Nemo, Tarzan, Winnie and Sylvester, all in Texas.
CITIES TO MAKE YOU SMILE -- Frognot, Bigfoot, Hogeye, Cactus , Dime Box, Telephone, Telegraph, Whiteface and Twitty, all in Texas. My favorite, Happy Texas.
THE ANTI-AL GORE CITY --Kilgore, Texas.
AND HOW ABOUT-- Cut and shoot, Gun Barrel, Ding Dong, West and my favorite, Mule Shoe Texas.
Jeff Foxworthy said this about Texas: If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.
The State Mascot is the Armadillo. They always have four babies, one egg which splits into four, and they either have four males or four females. The State bird is the Mockingbird and the State flower is the Bluebonnet. State Prayer is " Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth" Amen!
Y'all git all that?
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