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Sep 15, 2015 00:54:44   #
FRENCHY wrote:
A thought to remember, Karl Marx said, "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."

There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class.
One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter.
The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime. In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question.

He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"
The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said that it was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free food".
"When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence".

"They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side".

"The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again. You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd".

"Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity."

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening in America . The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare entitlements, medicine, drugs, etc., while we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time as the government forces us to participate in many of these programs whether or not we want to.
One should always remember two truths: There is no such thing as a free lunch, and you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.
God help us all when the gate slams shut!

Quote for today: "The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are now outnumbered by those that vote for a living."
A thought to remember, Karl Marx said, "Remov... (show quote)


:-( Sad that we are no better than those pigs.
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Sep 15, 2015 00:53:23   #
Gifted One wrote:
Where have you been? I hear it all the time and from well educated people. Goggled and from Wiki

"My bad" is an American idiom that was made popular by basketball players in playground games in the 1980s. It usually means "my fault", "my mistake", "I apologize"[1] or "mea culpa". It gained popularity with urban players of streetball and then spread into mainstream popularity.[2]


My Bad - - - J. R.


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Sep 14, 2015 17:03:00   #
g8rfan1942 wrote:
I have been taking photographs since I was ten years old (I'm 73 now) and can come up with fewer than 20 photos with me in them , not counting wedding pix. I'm always on the other end of a camera. When I am photographing a beautiful scene the last thing I want to see is my ugly mug in the middle of the shot. Whoever invented the selfie stick should be spanked and sent to bed with no supper :lol:


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Sep 12, 2015 22:58:00   #
bodacious wrote:
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is good natured political humor from a show on Canadian TV, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!"

He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.

*He played the sax.

*He smoked weed.

*He had his way with ugly white women.

*Even now? Look at him ... His wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

*Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

*Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .

*When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

*The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the t***h as I know it, the whole t***h as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

* Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes.
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this ... (show quote)


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Sep 12, 2015 22:55:40   #
sb wrote:
Hmmmm. A cop convention, combining lots of guys with weapons and alcohol. What are the odds of one of them being an idiot? Fortunately most cops take their responsibilities seriously!


As a cop...I agree with this statement. Every industry has their bad apples. No one has yet invented the perfect screening tool to weed out all of them. Thankfully we get most, contrary to what some media outlets want you to think.
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Sep 12, 2015 00:31:23   #
mwsilvers wrote:
Your focus issue aside for the moment, you are not getting a pinpoint vs a rectangle of light. What you indicate as a pinpoint and rectangle are just markers on the focus screen which indicate where your focus points are. They do the same thing, the rectangles are just easier to see than a small dot. You can't change the rectangles to dots on the D7100 and it would not change anything even if you could.


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Sep 12, 2015 00:27:24   #
photoshack wrote:
I prefer "MeFoto" http://amzn.to/1UJFxsK which uses the "arca-swiss" plate which is superior to nearly all others in my opinion (you can put an L bracket on your camera so that it does portrait/landscape while not screwing up your leveling.)


I have one and love it.
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Sep 7, 2015 00:43:19   #
sailorsmom wrote:
Beautiful shot, Gendarme! Too bad you couldn't get the sign in the picture, too.


Thanks. My daughter says I take to many photos of birds, but they just seem to like to pose for me.
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Sep 7, 2015 00:42:33   #
sailorsmom wrote:
Whoops! Sorry, Gendarme! I downloaded after I commented, and there's the sign!


It was kind of small. And the letters were a bit faded. If someone had caught me on the stairs I might have said "What sign?".
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Sep 4, 2015 23:37:27   #
Took this one on a recent trip to Cape Cod. The sign says Keep Off. This reminded me somewhat of the classic Seagull on a post image.

He owns these stairs!

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Sep 2, 2015 12:14:57   #
Screamin Scott wrote:
Thanks, I noticed that.... Yes, macro (insects) is my niche, bt as I said before, I do shoot other subjects. I've got a repeat customer coming up the weekend after next. A company Picnic.


The macro work is excellent though. The close up of the wasp face nearly made me jump out of my chair. :thumbup:

The detail was exceptional.
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Sep 2, 2015 12:10:24   #
Screamin Scott wrote:
Should surpass that by the time today is over. I've been a member since 2005 & a "Pro" member since 2007 but most of my images were taken after 2007...


I gave you about 100 more. I am going to go out on a limb and say you like shooting bugs. Some of my favorites were your hummingbirds though. Nice work!
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Aug 27, 2015 16:18:36   #
Dan821 wrote:
I typically read my user manuals to help put me to sleep at night...


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Aug 27, 2015 10:18:33   #
rmalarz wrote:
Take the same scene with both a FF DSLR and a phone camera, using the same mode, portrait or landscape.

Make a 12x18 inch print from both. That should settle it.
--Bob


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Aug 8, 2015 12:11:19   #
Longshadow wrote:
Agreed.
If you don't know the answer, ask.
One could spend days researching something, or ask a question and get answers that may help reduce the researching.


Asking in a forum is part of the research. You can look at specs all day, but talking to real users is a must.
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