A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"
"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you.
Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."

I got all fired up one night and decided to make a montage of the phases of the moon, easier said than done. First you have clouds to contend with, that's why there is no day old 3, 9 nor 18 moon. Second, after about the 21 day old moon you have to stay up well past midnight to get the rest, culminating in the last crescent which is just before dawn, and I got lazy, I wanted my sleep. Third it takes a minimum of 29 days to get the sequence and if you decide to fill in the gaps it will take several months to find the right date, no clouds etc. Those who live in areas with no clouds, like the Sahara desert could get the sequence in a month, lol. Hope you enjoy it.